Tesco's Checkout
19 November 2010, 02:21 PM
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Tesco's Checkout
Weirdest day ever!
Just got back from Tesco where I was picking up a few things for dinner tonight, gets to the queue and theres an old woman infront of me in the line and shes taking ages!
All of a sudden she turns around and tells me that i'm the double of her son that shes not seen in years. She proceeds to pull out a photo from her bag to show me... and its a chinese lad, early twenties (and i'm NOT chinese for start!) so after a nervous smile or two from me, she gets back to loading the belt with her shopping.
After placing the last item into her bags she comes over to me and says:
"I know this may seem odd, but when I leave will you say goodbye mum?"
To which I apologise politely and refuse, after alittle talking I agree... I dont know why, so off she goes "Bye mum" I say... "Bye son" comes the reply.
Sooooooo, alittle freaked out, the checkout scans my milk, eggs, veg and beers and annouces... "that'll be £57.83 please"
= my face
"What?! Hows it that much?" I ask... to which she explains that she thought I was paying for my mothers shopping too!!
"WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!! THATS NOT MY MOTHER!!"
So I go chasing after the old woman to find her half into a taxi outside the store, so to get her attenion I pull on her leg....
... just like how i'm pulling all your legs right now!
TFI FRIDAY!
Just got back from Tesco where I was picking up a few things for dinner tonight, gets to the queue and theres an old woman infront of me in the line and shes taking ages!
All of a sudden she turns around and tells me that i'm the double of her son that shes not seen in years. She proceeds to pull out a photo from her bag to show me... and its a chinese lad, early twenties (and i'm NOT chinese for start!) so after a nervous smile or two from me, she gets back to loading the belt with her shopping.
After placing the last item into her bags she comes over to me and says:
"I know this may seem odd, but when I leave will you say goodbye mum?"
To which I apologise politely and refuse, after alittle talking I agree... I dont know why, so off she goes "Bye mum" I say... "Bye son" comes the reply.
Sooooooo, alittle freaked out, the checkout scans my milk, eggs, veg and beers and annouces... "that'll be £57.83 please"
= my face"What?! Hows it that much?" I ask... to which she explains that she thought I was paying for my mothers shopping too!!
"WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!! THATS NOT MY MOTHER!!"
So I go chasing after the old woman to find her half into a taxi outside the store, so to get her attenion I pull on her leg....
... just like how i'm pulling all your legs right now!
TFI FRIDAY!
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