If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would buy ?
11 January 2011, 06:42 PM
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If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would buy ?
I would buy the biggest clapped out reliant robin i could find, preferably one with a hole in the floor. I would drive to either the Dorchester hotel or Mayfair and pull up outside, i would get out and give my keys to the valet and warn him in no uncertain terms that if i find any scratches on it then their will be trouble.
I`d wait for him to return and tip him 10p and offer him one of my monster munch. After that i would find the most expensive car dealers i could find and ask them what they would give me for it in part ex against a top of the range Ferarri, i`d push for some free matts as well, not for the Ferarri, for my van to cover up the hole in the floor.
I`d wait for him to return and tip him 10p and offer him one of my monster munch. After that i would find the most expensive car dealers i could find and ask them what they would give me for it in part ex against a top of the range Ferarri, i`d push for some free matts as well, not for the Ferarri, for my van to cover up the hole in the floor.
11 January 2011, 06:47 PM
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I would buy the biggest clapped out reliant robin i could find, preferably one with a hole in the floor. I would drive to either the Dorchester hotel or Mayfair and pull up outside, i would get out and give my keys to the valet and warn him in no uncertain terms that if i find any scratches on it then their will be trouble.
I`d wait for him to return and tip him 10p and offer him one of my monster munch. After that i would find the most expensive car dealers i could find and ask them what they would give me for it in part ex against a top of the range Ferarri, i`d push for some free matts as well, not for the Ferarri, for my van to cover up the hole in the floor.
I`d wait for him to return and tip him 10p and offer him one of my monster munch. After that i would find the most expensive car dealers i could find and ask them what they would give me for it in part ex against a top of the range Ferarri, i`d push for some free matts as well, not for the Ferarri, for my van to cover up the hole in the floor.
I think I would buy a 100 day cruise ,for the family ,so I could take my time deciding what to spend all the cash on .
I often think of this !!
11 January 2011, 06:49 PM
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i would buy me and the wife a new house(to us) with a triple garage and then pay of all my families mortgages with the change
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11 January 2011, 06:52 PM
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i would buy some smart arsed **** i cant stand the sight of pride and joy , then while test driving it with him in it after having paid him i would pull over , phone a taxi for myself only and then set fire to it in front of his very eyes the satisfaction would be worth every penny
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Me. First thing I'd do is drive to my local audi dealer and order an R8 V10.
From there, drive to my local Porsche dealership and order a GT3.
I'd then go to my local presteige estate agent and buy myself a big house with land to build a garage big enough to store many cars.
There is a very nice mint 22B up for sale (on Pistonheads) so I might be tempted to buy that too. As well as the minted Escort Cosworth I could find.
Maybe ring up McLaren and order me a new MP4-12C.
From there, drive to my local Porsche dealership and order a GT3.
I'd then go to my local presteige estate agent and buy myself a big house with land to build a garage big enough to store many cars.
There is a very nice mint 22B up for sale (on Pistonheads) so I might be tempted to buy that too. As well as the minted Escort Cosworth I could find.
Maybe ring up McLaren and order me a new MP4-12C.
11 January 2011, 07:27 PM
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i would buy this and make West Midlands Police deploy every helicopter, car, bike horse etc they could to try and catch me (before i crashed) 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paClRcT39HY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paClRcT39HY
11 January 2011, 07:30 PM
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Some interesting or rather worrying replies. Instead of being happy and enjoying it there seems a concerning amount of people who would just like to rub others faces in it and upset people.
Stilover, Im thinking more along your lines, I would soon be on first name terms with Mclaren too. Although the V10 R8 is a lovely car.
http://media.mclarenautomotive.com/opr-2.htm
Stilover, Im thinking more along your lines, I would soon be on first name terms with Mclaren too. Although the V10 R8 is a lovely car.
http://media.mclarenautomotive.com/opr-2.htm
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I would give my MY00 Classic to David at API and tell him to give me back the car Subaru should have made in the first place. Then I would take his courtesy car and go and visit the local Aston Martin garage and see how they treat a guy in jeans, t-shirt and trainers driving a 1993 impreza wagon
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I would just **** off out of this god forsaken country, maybe buy an island and forget about it all :-)
Or I may spend the money and fill both of my cars up with fuel.....
Or I may spend the money and fill both of my cars up with fuel.....
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Probably lots of silly things straight away, but the first car/s I would buy would be a mint Escort Cosworth, and and mint RS500. Probably not the most exotic of cars but they would be the first on the list.
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I would deposit it all in my local NatWest.
Then make an appointment to see the manager,which should be easy.
I would ask him to go through all the options at length to see what was the best way to look after & invest my money.
Then,as he was salivating & just before I signed, I would point out that I was formaly
a customer of theirs for 30+ years & they treated me with such utter distain when I ran into some hard times that I will be taking all my money out again.
Ohhh the satisfaction!!!
Then make an appointment to see the manager,which should be easy.
I would ask him to go through all the options at length to see what was the best way to look after & invest my money.
Then,as he was salivating & just before I signed, I would point out that I was formaly
a customer of theirs for 30+ years & they treated me with such utter distain when I ran into some hard times that I will be taking all my money out again.
Ohhh the satisfaction!!!
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