Worse thing that can happen on a date?
Worse thing that can happen on a date?
16 February 2011, 02:50 PM
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16 February 2011, 03:03 PM
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Now now, lets not get too rash here: they have breasts too:
Om nom nom nom
Me? I think I'd have to say either a finding out she's a he (after we've gone back for coffee).
Or thats shes an eco-mentalist/lentil muncher.
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16 February 2011, 03:08 PM
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16 February 2011, 03:09 PM
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16 February 2011, 03:22 PM
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Not quite, I consider them as only half-breeds. I could handle a veggie if she was well fit, could chug pints and was a pure petrol head, so long as she allowed me to munch on a hot pork sandwich or bacon-butty in peace.
Its the thorough-bred ultra-liberalistic eco-nutters you have to watch out for. They seem really nice at first, but then before you know it, your wearing hemp, eating quorn burgers, soya milk on your cornflakes with fairtrade tea for breakfast and spend your free time to hippy festivals and protesting about mass capitalism outside the local Mcdonalds.
During which her "brother" moves into your garage/spare room and uses your attic as a weed factory, then uses the garden shed HQ and WiFi connection for planning/organising protest missions at local animal testing laboratories and building sites.
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16 February 2011, 03:25 PM
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Not quite, I consider them as only half-breeds. I could handle a veggie if she was well fit, could chug pints and was a pure petrol head, so long as she allowed me to munch on a hot pork sandwich or bacon-butty in peace.
Its the thorough-bred ultra-liberalistic eco-nutters you have to watch out for. They seem really nice at first, but then before you know it, your wearing hemp, eating quorn burgers, soya milk on your cornflakes with fairtrade tea for breakfast and spend your free time to hippy festivals and protesting about mass capitalism outside the local Mcdonalds.
During which her "brother" moves into your garage/spare room and uses your attic as a weed factory.
Its the thorough-bred ultra-liberalistic eco-nutters you have to watch out for. They seem really nice at first, but then before you know it, your wearing hemp, eating quorn burgers, soya milk on your cornflakes with fairtrade tea for breakfast and spend your free time to hippy festivals and protesting about mass capitalism outside the local Mcdonalds.
During which her "brother" moves into your garage/spare room and uses your attic as a weed factory.
16 February 2011, 03:29 PM
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Worst thing that can happen on a date....
(a true story)....
You arrange to collect the light of your life to be at her parents house. Fair enough, she still lives with her folks, I can accept that as deposits are hard to come by. I don't really think anything of it, so drive up to the place and get out of my car.
I walk up to the door, door opens to reveal my date. Awesome
Then, in the background I can hear her dad talking to her. Her dad is walking down the stairs. So what, you may ask? Well, the stairs were directly in front of me, and even though the light was not on in the stairway I could make out the feet of the murky figure starting down the stairs.
First thing I see are slippers, well thats fine, it is in the evening. Next thing I see are some strange trousers. No, hold on, they are actually pyjama bottoms. Oh well, he goes to bed early. Then I see that they are around his knees and he is standing there baring the crown jewels.....
My jaw drops, my date's draw drops, and I have to say "breaking the ice" from this point was a tough challenge
Anyone get the impression that her folks did not like me?
(a true story)....
You arrange to collect the light of your life to be at her parents house. Fair enough, she still lives with her folks, I can accept that as deposits are hard to come by. I don't really think anything of it, so drive up to the place and get out of my car.
I walk up to the door, door opens to reveal my date. Awesome
Then, in the background I can hear her dad talking to her. Her dad is walking down the stairs. So what, you may ask? Well, the stairs were directly in front of me, and even though the light was not on in the stairway I could make out the feet of the murky figure starting down the stairs.First thing I see are slippers, well thats fine, it is in the evening. Next thing I see are some strange trousers. No, hold on, they are actually pyjama bottoms. Oh well, he goes to bed early. Then I see that they are around his knees and he is standing there baring the crown jewels.....
My jaw drops, my date's draw drops, and I have to say "breaking the ice" from this point was a tough challenge
Anyone get the impression that her folks did not like me?
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Not quite, I consider them as only half-breeds. I could handle a veggie if she was well fit, could chug pints and was a pure petrol head, so long as she allowed me to munch on a hot pork sandwich or bacon-butty in peace.
Its the thorough-bred ultra-liberalistic eco-nutters you have to watch out for. They seem really nice at first, but then before you know it, your wearing hemp, eating quorn burgers, soya milk on your cornflakes with fairtrade tea for breakfast and spend your free time to hippy festivals and protesting about mass capitalism outside the local Mcdonalds.
During which her "brother" moves into your garage/spare room and uses your attic as a weed factory, then uses the garden shed HQ and WiFi connection for planning/organising protest missions at local animal testing laboratories and building sites.
Its the thorough-bred ultra-liberalistic eco-nutters you have to watch out for. They seem really nice at first, but then before you know it, your wearing hemp, eating quorn burgers, soya milk on your cornflakes with fairtrade tea for breakfast and spend your free time to hippy festivals and protesting about mass capitalism outside the local Mcdonalds.
During which her "brother" moves into your garage/spare room and uses your attic as a weed factory, then uses the garden shed HQ and WiFi connection for planning/organising protest missions at local animal testing laboratories and building sites.
16 February 2011, 03:33 PM
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Worst thing that can happen on a date....
(a true story)....
You arrange to collect the light of your life to be at her parents house. Fair enough, she still lives with her folks, I can accept that as deposits are hard to come by. I don't really think anything of it, so drive up to the place and get out of my car.
I walk up to the door, door opens to reveal my date. Awesome Then, in the background I can hear her dad talking to her. Her dad is walking down the stairs. So what, you may ask? Well, the stairs were directly in front of me, and even though the light was not on in the stairway I could make out the feet of the murky figure starting down the stairs.
First thing I see are slippers, well thats fine, it is in the evening. Next thing I see are some strange trousers. No, hold on, they are actually pyjama bottoms. Oh well, he goes to bed early. Then I see that they are around his knees and he is standing there baring the crown jewels.....
My jaw drops, my date's draw drops, and I have to say "breaking the ice" from this point was a tough challenge
(a true story)....
You arrange to collect the light of your life to be at her parents house. Fair enough, she still lives with her folks, I can accept that as deposits are hard to come by. I don't really think anything of it, so drive up to the place and get out of my car.
I walk up to the door, door opens to reveal my date. Awesome
Then, in the background I can hear her dad talking to her. Her dad is walking down the stairs. So what, you may ask? Well, the stairs were directly in front of me, and even though the light was not on in the stairway I could make out the feet of the murky figure starting down the stairs.First thing I see are slippers, well thats fine, it is in the evening. Next thing I see are some strange trousers. No, hold on, they are actually pyjama bottoms. Oh well, he goes to bed early. Then I see that they are around his knees and he is standing there baring the crown jewels.....
My jaw drops, my date's draw drops, and I have to say "breaking the ice" from this point was a tough challenge
16 February 2011, 03:33 PM
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chatting a bird up online with no photo talking dirty to them telling them what your going to do to them go to meet them and it turning out to be your mum 
(and no before you start im not talking from experience)
(and no before you start im not talking from experience)
16 February 2011, 03:38 PM
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My true story worst date was ....
Meeting him at his halls in uni, watching shrek while he showers and changes.
He then gets annoyed I didn't pounce on him while he showed off his slightly flabby pale body.
After a night of drinking fosters at £1.00 a pint he can see I'm drunk and still not interested so decides to leave me walking half way back into town to get a taxi.
I can't say I was bothered though, his desperation to get laid was pathetic.
Meeting him at his halls in uni, watching shrek while he showers and changes.
He then gets annoyed I didn't pounce on him while he showed off his slightly flabby pale body.
After a night of drinking fosters at £1.00 a pint he can see I'm drunk and still not interested so decides to leave me walking half way back into town to get a taxi.
I can't say I was bothered though, his desperation to get laid was pathetic.
16 February 2011, 03:44 PM
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My true story worst date was ....
Meeting him at his halls in uni, watching shrek while he showers and changes.
He then gets annoyed I didn't pounce on him while he showed off his slightly flabby pale body.
After a night of drinking fosters at £1.00 a pint he can see I'm drunk and still not interested so decides to leave me walking half way back into town to get a taxi.
I can't say I was bothered though, his desperation to get laid was pathetic.
Meeting him at his halls in uni, watching shrek while he showers and changes.
He then gets annoyed I didn't pounce on him while he showed off his slightly flabby pale body.
After a night of drinking fosters at £1.00 a pint he can see I'm drunk and still not interested so decides to leave me walking half way back into town to get a taxi.
I can't say I was bothered though, his desperation to get laid was pathetic.
16 February 2011, 03:47 PM
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I once finished with my g'friend of 4 yrs and truth be told I had started a relationship with someone else, as I finished it. My new g'f knew though.
took new g'f out for a posh meal: went in, had drinks- eventually shown to our table.
the adjacent table had my ex's best two g'friends and their husbands sat at it.
they'd been to uni together, on holiday: we'd not long since travelled to London and stayed with them to celebrate a big wedding anniversary.
**** me. talk about uncomfortable. they clearly didn't know we'd split.
and there I am, sat with a younger, more stunning blonde........
thank god they left well before us.
took new g'f out for a posh meal: went in, had drinks- eventually shown to our table.
the adjacent table had my ex's best two g'friends and their husbands sat at it.
they'd been to uni together, on holiday: we'd not long since travelled to London and stayed with them to celebrate a big wedding anniversary.
**** me. talk about uncomfortable. they clearly didn't know we'd split.
and there I am, sat with a younger, more stunning blonde........
thank god they left well before us.
16 February 2011, 04:00 PM
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Worst thing that can happen on a date....
(a true story)....
You arrange to collect the light of your life to be at her parents house. Fair enough, she still lives with her folks, I can accept that as deposits are hard to come by. I don't really think anything of it, so drive up to the place and get out of my car.
I walk up to the door, door opens to reveal my date. Awesome Then, in the background I can hear her dad talking to her. Her dad is walking down the stairs. So what, you may ask? Well, the stairs were directly in front of me, and even though the light was not on in the stairway I could make out the feet of the murky figure starting down the stairs.
First thing I see are slippers, well thats fine, it is in the evening. Next thing I see are some strange trousers. No, hold on, they are actually pyjama bottoms. Oh well, he goes to bed early. Then I see that they are around his knees and he is standing there baring the crown jewels.....
My jaw drops, my date's draw drops, and I have to say "breaking the ice" from this point was a tough challenge
Anyone get the impression that her folks did not like me?
(a true story)....
You arrange to collect the light of your life to be at her parents house. Fair enough, she still lives with her folks, I can accept that as deposits are hard to come by. I don't really think anything of it, so drive up to the place and get out of my car.
I walk up to the door, door opens to reveal my date. Awesome
Then, in the background I can hear her dad talking to her. Her dad is walking down the stairs. So what, you may ask? Well, the stairs were directly in front of me, and even though the light was not on in the stairway I could make out the feet of the murky figure starting down the stairs.First thing I see are slippers, well thats fine, it is in the evening. Next thing I see are some strange trousers. No, hold on, they are actually pyjama bottoms. Oh well, he goes to bed early. Then I see that they are around his knees and he is standing there baring the crown jewels.....
My jaw drops, my date's draw drops, and I have to say "breaking the ice" from this point was a tough challenge
Anyone get the impression that her folks did not like me?
Knew a group of friends at uni who all lived in this big damp house, one was really feral and famously answered the door one day to someones gf, sporting a lazy semi and naked from the waist down having just finished plowing his misses. Didn't do much for his social standing and I think they grew out of his ways.