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Old 03 May 2011, 11:07 PM
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Default The Apprentice 2011
It's that time of year already where 16 budding entrepreneurs want to stick themselves far up Lord Sugar’s chocolate starfish for that £250k prize. This year I fancy Susan Ma, not saying she’ll get it, but she’d get it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/seri...ndidates.shtml
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Old 03 May 2011, 11:10 PM
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+1 on Susan or maybe Natasha too
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Old 03 May 2011, 11:35 PM
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Can't wait for this :-)
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I love it, great TV. However it'll be the usual p**h

"I live and breath business"

"Lord Sugar I know I've made mistakes, but I'm not the finished article"

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, lol!!!

Some of the mistakes they make are school boy errors. It actually makes me wonder if he deliberately seeks candidates who are useless mixed with one or two who cut the mustard. You can't honestly believe the best 'business brains' in Britain are on this surely?
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Of course they aren't the whole thing is manufactured for the tele, no matter what Sugar says. He's a businessman so ratings = £££ as far as he is concerned. I bet he doesn't give a rats **** if they are anygood or not.
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At least the prize is more interesting now.

Don't think much of the totty this year!
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Originally Posted by Pink_Floyd
I love it, great TV. However it'll be the usual p**h

"I live and breath business"

"Lord Sugar I know I've made mistakes, but I'm not the finished article"

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, lol!!!
"I'll take that on board"

"But I'm a WINNER Sir Alan!"


No lookers this time round. Felicity is the only one I'd look at twice - got that Tania Branning look about her
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Old 04 May 2011, 09:06 AM
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No lookers this time round. Felicity is the only one I'd look at twice - got that Tania Branning look about her
I wouldn't even look at Tania Branning once...
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Looking forwards to the annual masterclass in brinksmanship, backstabbing and bull$hit
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LOL I know one of the apprentices .... and hes the biggest **** you could ever meet.

Vincent you are a plum ... your fired !
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I wouldn't even look at Tania Branning once...
Ok, but i quite like her.
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This program has run its course....time to send it out to grass now imo.
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Originally Posted by EddScott
"I'll take that on board"

"But I'm a WINNER Sir Alan!"
Still doesn't beat "The Brand"
"I'm not just a one trick pony, I'm a field of ponies all rushing for the job."
"I will make you millions!!"

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I'd Fire the lot of them before it even started,Felicity Jackson though i'd spank her *** and give her some of my sugar lolly..

Actually no i wouldn't i just watched her Audition..Come on Where is the Sexy Females
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Seriously poor on the totty front. Big thumbs down from me.
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agreed

ellie reed looks plain scary

although might change my view on Helen if -- only IF, she has big t1ts

and they would need to be sizable (not droopy too)
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
agreed

ellie reed looks plain scary

although might change my view on Helen if -- only IF, she has big t1ts

and they would need to be sizable (not droopy too)
Not a chance Hodgy!


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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Not a chance Hodgy!


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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Not a chance Hodgy!


my worst fears realised -- droopy

apologies for the lack of basic research too, unforgivable
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It's on now!!
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"Roll with the punches"

Utter c*ckends. I'm going to enjoy disliking this lot
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Melody would get it
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Originally Posted by EddScott
"Roll with the punches"

Utter c*ckends. I'm going to enjoy disliking this lot
Ive spotted 3 roll with the punches so far
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How do you spell Vegetables

Veg et ables
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"micro managed" and "need to know basis"

bullsh1t bingo and i call house
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"I was squashing oranges"

Good man
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Yes!! 1st tosser gone
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Susan Ma is horrible. She's got a right flat boxers nose on her.
As for the blokes. Not one worth mentioning, very disappointing
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being PM on the first loosing task is the kiss of death
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What a ****, still at least he's gone. If it wasn't him it would be Edna on the other team. She was the biggest waste of space on the "girls" team.
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