chocolate_o_brian

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Just sat reading through some emails and I hear a coughing noise outside my front window. Looking through ther curtains I see one of the local sceffers vomiting up his most recent intake of chav bru outside my front garden

A knock on the window and couple of hand gestures see's him **** off to carry on retasting his 'bru' elsewhere.

Luckily a couple buckets of water get rid of his foul smelling regurgitations without too much hassle.

So what would you have done (realisitically) had this happened on your turf?

Looking back, I've sicked in worse places as a teenager (sorry Mr BMW driver 9 years ago)

stuart69

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You did the right thing,we have all been there so to speak,if you had gone out,you could of ended up in a world of sheeite

ScoobyDriverWannabe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn3Ru...layer_embedded

subaruturbo_18

Thats 5 mins around the corner from where i go to uni Might go take a leak there

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

That is pretty bad I guess we have all been caught short from time to time, but that is just ridiculous!!

alcazar

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You think that's bad, Andy? I came out early one morning when the Berkeley was in full swing, soon after moving into our present house, to find that some dirty sob had taken a huge dump next to my garage, and wiped with bits of newspaper

EddScott

You think thats bad, my mother stepped out her house in Cardiff one afternoon being concerned for the shouting and screaming next door and the neighbour staggers out his front door and promptly bleeds to death on her front lawn.

Myles

iTrader: (40)

Thats not good, not good at all. Newspaper?!

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

Unless it was News of the World, only whats it worth using for

alcazar

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'Twas the Sun, I did rescue the page three bird.............NOT!