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09 July 2011, 03:42 PM

David Lock

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What headline would you suggest?

So will the News of The Screws go out with a whimper and apology or will the front page be hijacked by disgruntled journalists wanting to leave their mark?

So what headline would you suggest for people to remember this paper for a while to come?

Here are a couple of suggestions:-

"Rebekah has Cameron's Love Child"

"We hacked into Murdoch's phone"

"Coulson deal with Met Chief"

"Clegg and Mandelson in Gay Expose"

"Shock over Prince Harry's DNA Result"

What else?

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09 July 2011, 03:46 PM

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"we're a bunch of chunts who've finally got what we deserved. But that doesn't make us any less of a bunch of chunts. Cos if the cap fits, wear it. Our cap has chunts written across it. In big letters."
Wordy, I think you'll agree, but the truth, none the less.
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09 July 2011, 04:02 PM

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See You Soon....

from all at the 'Sun on Sunday' team

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09 July 2011, 04:17 PM

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See You Soon....

from all at the 'Sun on Sunday' team

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09 July 2011, 06:36 PM

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Or '**** you!'

Dave

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09 July 2011, 07:57 PM

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Hacked Off!

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09 July 2011, 08:14 PM

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Probably it will be full of 'The great stories The News Of The World'' has printed in its time!!!

So, full of celeb **** that no one gives a f*ck about!!!

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09 July 2011, 09:06 PM

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News no more because we got caught.

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09 July 2011, 11:15 PM

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They chickened out with some lame "Thanks and Goodbye" headline........ Then they all went and got p,issed

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09 July 2011, 11:50 PM

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10 July 2011, 01:21 AM

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I'll get me a copy and stick it in the loft - Along with my copy of the Times from 12th Sept.

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10 July 2011, 10:11 AM

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I'd have gone with: "You have no new messages."

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10 July 2011, 10:28 AM

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Its just a shame to see a 168 year old newspaper sacrificed on the altar of one man's selfish ambition not to mention the loss of all those jobs.

Maybe no one will want to buy the "Sun on Sunday" in protest.

Les

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10 July 2011, 10:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Leslie

Maybe no one will want to buy the "Sun on Sunday" in protest.

Les

Oh they will Les, they will.

Chip

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10 July 2011, 11:11 AM

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You are probably right Chip. I doubt anyone will cut off the snake's head either.

Les

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10 July 2011, 11:22 AM

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Shame they didn't do this but how about a simple.....
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"Sorry"

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10 July 2011, 03:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Leslie

not to mention the loss of all those jobs.

Erm, you mean the slimy gits that hacked everyone's phone?

Doesn't matter, the ones that got away with it will slide straight to another role at the Sun, Times or whatever they have abroad.

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10 July 2011, 04:10 PM

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My suggestion has been said - I see ... oooops

"Sod You All"

Would have been appropriate.

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11 July 2011, 01:01 PM

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Quote:

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Erm, you mean the slimy gits that hacked everyone's phone?

Doesn't matter, the ones that got away with it will slide straight to another role at the Sun, Times or whatever they have abroad.

How many of the employees do you think were associated with the hacking...or even knew about it.

If you read my previous post you will see that I reckoned the guilty execs should go to the wall, and eventually a court of law. I should have thought it was pretty obvious that I meant the innocent workers who have lost their jobs.

I still think it is a tragedy that we have lost a paper with 168 years of history behind it all for the personal ambition of one selfish man.

Les

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