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27 July 2011, 02:37 PM
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Owwwwwwwwwww
Ever smacked yourself in the bollocks ?
Was pensively wafting a ruler about whilst setting up some database replication, if failed (again) so I kind of brought the ruler down in anger and hit my right ********, oh my good god that hurt, right slap bang on my right nad, I realised what I had done but there is a few seconds delay until it hits you, made me sweat and feel like puking.
Anyone else done something similar ?
Was pensively wafting a ruler about whilst setting up some database replication, if failed (again) so I kind of brought the ruler down in anger and hit my right ********, oh my good god that hurt, right slap bang on my right nad, I realised what I had done but there is a few seconds delay until it hits you, made me sweat and feel like puking.
Anyone else done something similar ?
27 July 2011, 02:49 PM
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Was manoeuvring my mountain bike through my garage on its rear wheel yesterday - lots of things in the garage so couldn't turn it round on two wheels. The back wheel snagged on a ladder and the saddle smacked me in the bollocks. It was cripplingly painful. Know what you mean about feeling like puking.
27 July 2011, 02:51 PM
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I've done something similar (well, smacked me left knacker)..............
Digging foundations for my extension, come across a mahoosive lump of rock in the clay, spade just bounces off, so I thought I'll get the pick-axe and lever it out. Swing the pick-axe down and wedge it nicely under the rock, walk round to the other side to get some leverage by standing on the end of the pick-axe that is sticking out of the ground. Nothing budges so I jump up and down a bit......this dislodged the pick-axe and the handle swiftly connected. I know what you mean about the delay, I stood there thinking I'd got away with it hitting my leg, then nearly passed out!!!!!!!
Digging foundations for my extension, come across a mahoosive lump of rock in the clay, spade just bounces off, so I thought I'll get the pick-axe and lever it out. Swing the pick-axe down and wedge it nicely under the rock, walk round to the other side to get some leverage by standing on the end of the pick-axe that is sticking out of the ground. Nothing budges so I jump up and down a bit......this dislodged the pick-axe and the handle swiftly connected. I know what you mean about the delay, I stood there thinking I'd got away with it hitting my leg, then nearly passed out!!!!!!!
27 July 2011, 02:56 PM
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Its the male limitation isnt it, even the hardest cage fighter can be rendered incapable by anyone with enough strength to wield a standard office ruler, maybe we should arm our Police with them for dealing with men, perhaps a glossy brochure from a high end ladies shoe shop could be used to distract females long enough to cuff them and sling them in the back of the van ?
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27 July 2011, 02:56 PM
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Mr. P has been stuggling to replicate today... No ball smacking going on thankfully!
He's now talking to some idiot over the help desk who's asking '
sir, are you plugged in?' (to the network).
Mr.P's response, 'yes, or you wouldn't have control over my computer.'
'yes sir, you are correct'.
It looks like there needs to be some ball smacking!
He's now talking to some idiot over the help desk who's asking '
sir, are you plugged in?' (to the network).
Mr.P's response, 'yes, or you wouldn't have control over my computer.'
'yes sir, you are correct'.
It looks like there needs to be some ball smacking!
27 July 2011, 03:06 PM
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Ever smacked yourself in the bollocks ?
Was pensively wafting a ruler about whilst setting up some database replication, if failed (again) so I kind of brought the ruler down in anger and hit my right ********, oh my good god that hurt, right slap bang on my right nad, I realised what I had done but there is a few seconds delay until it hits you, made me sweat and feel like puking.
Anyone else done something similar ?
Was pensively wafting a ruler about whilst setting up some database replication, if failed (again) so I kind of brought the ruler down in anger and hit my right ********, oh my good god that hurt, right slap bang on my right nad, I realised what I had done but there is a few seconds delay until it hits you, made me sweat and feel like puking.
Anyone else done something similar ?
27 July 2011, 03:14 PM
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My 11 year old the other day explained in great detail how he would beat up a robber, miming each move as he fought the air, taking down the robber with each swift punch and kick.
He then asked if I would do the same.
"No", I said, "I'd just kick him in the *****".
:-)
He then asked if I would do the same.
"No", I said, "I'd just kick him in the *****".
:-)
27 July 2011, 03:52 PM
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"Thats wouldnt have happened with an Iphone, it would have inflated itself and just gently bounced off as there is an app for that called "Ipods", typical Android rubbish, in fact go to a doctor as you will now have every STD under the sun.
27 July 2011, 05:40 PM
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ohhhhh nowwww let me seeeeee...........emmmmmmm JackClark by any chance?
27 July 2011, 07:06 PM
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27 July 2011, 07:51 PM
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27 July 2011, 07:59 PM
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Crossed my legs a few times without taking a wide enough swing!
Oh and sat on one once at work and that really killed. Bollock-sciatica. The pain covers the complete side of the body of which the ball lays!
Oh and sat on one once at work and that really killed. Bollock-sciatica. The pain covers the complete side of the body of which the ball lays!
27 July 2011, 08:44 PM
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I once tried to pull my wifes boob tube type top down at a BBQ we were hosting at our house .Needless to say her years of self defence training resulted in her knee inadvertently rising up into my ball bag region .
I never did try having a laugh at her expense in this way again .
To answer your question ,yes I know exactly what you went through and some .!!!
I never did try having a laugh at her expense in this way again .
To answer your question ,yes I know exactly what you went through and some .!!!
