A Scoobynet tale
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A Scoobynet tale
Not sure how well this will work here, but worth a go. Basically you just write a few lines of a story, but you need to make it follow on from the last post and try to include forum members and forum topics .. so for example:
As he approached the junction PsLewis could hear the faint grind of metal on metal, as he applied more pressure the noise grew louder, could this be ..
and the next post adds the next few lines
As he approached the junction PsLewis could hear the faint grind of metal on metal, as he applied more pressure the noise grew louder, could this be ..
and the next post adds the next few lines
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when his camel deficated in the middle of a busy city junction. With a police man screaming at him in Arabic, he wearily climbed down from his camel with his doggie bag and pooper scooper.........
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....After what seemed like days alone in the desert, he happened upon a wonderful site.... A young man carrying a sheep, wearing nothing but the Welsh flag as a shawl. This man went by the name if Will, and he offered to give PS Lewis a hand....
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said the judge as he passed sentance for wasting the courts time . i do hearby sentance you ps lewis to spend the remainder of your years at sunnyside retirement home . your position will be head camel carer and gardener , your honda will be converted into a lawnmower in order to assist you in your duties
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said the judge as he passed sentance for wasting the courts time . i do hearby sentance you ps lewis to spend the remainder of your years at sunnyside retirement home . your position will be head camel carer and gardener , your honda will be converted into a lawnmower in order to assist you in your duties
I have acquired a sheep that will 'cut' the grass with no effort required, leaving me to spend all my time talking to all the lovely GILFS whom I can impress with my extensive knowledge of everything...
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.... However Pete's time at Sunnyside was short lived, he was thrown out for masterbating vigorously at the 20 year old care assistant.
Dave the care assistant has since remaining on sick leave....
Dave the care assistant has since remaining on sick leave....
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With what looked like a set of false teeth stuck in one of the clagg nuts on the camels a$$, fearing the worst that pete could have been ingested by the votex vacume created by chomping on the camel and blowing bubbles up it's a$$ through his nose he pulled the car over only to discover
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a pair of hush puppies hanging out of the camels ringpiece , with muffled screams being ommited from same said hole , upon closer inspection of the car it was found to being driven by dave the care worker with a large grin embeded on his face , how can i help you officer ? said dave inbetween grins
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said the police officer , how the hell did you get 55 out of this pile towing a huge trailer .and why the big grin ? dave replied ive just managed to get his average mpg down to 41mpg nailing it up that hill , is he still on the trailer i fear i braked to hard at the last roundabout
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"Is this going to take long, officer?" asked the deluded pi*s smelling Lewis. " I was in the war you know. You Police are all pus*ies I'm the Scoobynet Daddy?
I need to be off to spout more of my self opinionated drivel on Scoobynet.
There's this new boy you see, Tony de Wonderful they call him. He's trying to catch me up, posting more shi*e than me on Scoobynet. And I need to drop the oil in this diesel Civic for some lawnmower spec dinosaur oil. I'll need to remove the crank sensor too, before starting her up. She's closely related to the Honda touring car you know. Anyway under the Brown government and before him the great Tony Blair you could......
I need to be off to spout more of my self opinionated drivel on Scoobynet.
There's this new boy you see, Tony de Wonderful they call him. He's trying to catch me up, posting more shi*e than me on Scoobynet. And I need to drop the oil in this diesel Civic for some lawnmower spec dinosaur oil. I'll need to remove the crank sensor too, before starting her up. She's closely related to the Honda touring car you know. Anyway under the Brown government and before him the great Tony Blair you could......
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"Is this going to take long, officer?" asked the deluded pi*s smelling Lewis. " I was in the war you know. You Police are all pus*ies I'm the Scoobynet Daddy?
I need to be off to spout more of my self opinionated drivel on Scoobynet.
There's this new boy you see, Tony de Wonderful they call him. He's trying to catch me up, posting more shi*e than me on Scoobynet. And I need to drop the oil in this diesel Civic for some lawnmower spec dinosaur oil. I'll need to remove the crank sensor too, before starting her up. She's closely related to the Honda touring car you know. Anyway under the Brown government and before him the great Tony Blair you could......
I need to be off to spout more of my self opinionated drivel on Scoobynet.
There's this new boy you see, Tony de Wonderful they call him. He's trying to catch me up, posting more shi*e than me on Scoobynet. And I need to drop the oil in this diesel Civic for some lawnmower spec dinosaur oil. I'll need to remove the crank sensor too, before starting her up. She's closely related to the Honda touring car you know. Anyway under the Brown government and before him the great Tony Blair you could......
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See my performance diesel can do 55mph. You're all so shocked at me pushing performance boundaries to a new level you're speechless. Oh hang on, my bag's full. Is it the smell of my sh*t that's..............
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'Anyway, officer I really must dash, if I want to snag myself a last minute trip to Benidorm before all those lazy teachers snag the chep flights.
As if they need to book a holiday now, they get enough of them anyway!!'
PS Lewis skips off in the direction of the closest holiday hypermarket...
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... Getting the attention of all the teachers. We all know that they are full of it!!
'Anyway, officer I really must dash, if I want to snag myself a last minute trip to Benidorm before all those lazy teachers snag the chep flights.
As if they need to book a holiday now, they get enough of them anyway!!'
PS Lewis skips off in the direction of the closest holiday hypermarket...
'Anyway, officer I really must dash, if I want to snag myself a last minute trip to Benidorm before all those lazy teachers snag the chep flights.
As if they need to book a holiday now, they get enough of them anyway!!'
PS Lewis skips off in the direction of the closest holiday hypermarket...