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Old 28 July 2011, 03:25 PM
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Default Amy winehouse jokes
Usually after the death of a note worthy celebrity i get loads of jokes sent via sms.

Not had any this time so thought id see if you lot had any.

And before i get burned by the liberal masses.

I happen to think this is a great british tradition, to be able to cover our deep sadness at what is a great loss to our nation.

so bring it on boys and girls of snet and help relieve my pain at this time of national mourning about the sad loss of such a promising young artist
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Old 28 July 2011, 03:28 PM
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Old 28 July 2011, 03:40 PM
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They are usually regurgitated tripe but this got a titter!

Rupert Murdoch told reporters today he was touched by the messages of condolence left on Amy's phone!
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Old 28 July 2011, 03:47 PM
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i've just popped down with my floral tribute to amy winehouses funeral with a pine tree... its the perfect tribute, five and a half feet, dead and surrounded by needles
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Anyone wanting to pay their respects at the grave are asked to form a line - its what she would have wanted.

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Originally Posted by mylilscooby
i've just popped down with my floral tribute to amy winehouses funeral with a pine tree... its the perfect tribute, five and a half feet, dead and surrounded by needles
Thought she was 4ft 11?

In other news, her family weren't allowed to keep her ashes, as it would be classed as being in posession of a class A drug
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The London coroner confirmed she had more shots in her than a Norwegian teenager.
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ouch

Yeah i did wonder about posting that one! I got sent it as a text last night!
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Amy Winehouse arrives at the pearly gates to be greated by a long que, St Peter sees Amy at the back and waves her forward, 'Am i having special treatment because i am a celebrity'? asks Amy, 'No' ses St Peter, we are just waiting for a norwegian translator to turn up!
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Amy found dead in ****, **** and vomit, others call it Camdon
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Ollie Reid, George Best and Liz Taylor are said to be delighted there will soon be a Winehouse to keep them occupied.

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Old 28 July 2011, 05:30 PM
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Amy is now Lilly Allen's babysitter.
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Amy is now Lilly Allen's babysitter.

lol
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Amy is now Lilly Allen's babysitter.

Oooft i thought mine was bad!
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Amy is now Lilly Allen's babysitter.
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Amy is now Lilly Allen's babysitter.
Lol, we have a winner
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Old 28 July 2011, 05:41 PM
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It was a beautifully constructed joke that took someone a good deal of lateral thinking.
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Old 28 July 2011, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
Lol, we have a winner
We sure do, and i thought i was being sick posting this thread.

I still have a lot to learn..
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Old 28 July 2011, 05:56 PM
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roses are red,

violets are blue,

amy wine house is dead

and some norwegian kids too
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Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?..............Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.
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Breaking News: Amy Winehouse has been confirmed as still alive, forensics went to draw a line around her body and she sprung up and tried to snort it.
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more sad news from the music industry;
Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today
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rupert murdoch also added today that he is deeply touched by all the messages of condolence left on amy winehouse voicemail
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Originally Posted by my06 ppp silver
more sad news from the music industry;
Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today
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Please no more Amy Winehouse jokes................








Im on a murder mystery weekend in Norway.

Txt from work colleague today
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Originally Posted by mylilscooby
roses are red,

violets are blue,

amy wine house is dead

and some norwegian kids too


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What was Amy Winehouse's biggest hit?

Her last one
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