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Old 28 July 2011, 07:01 PM
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Dip yer bread ..... or dip something!

http://www.bondara.co.uk/condomi-ult...ce=Emailvision

100 for £7 Delivered!!!!
Old 28 July 2011, 07:03 PM
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They should last me about a week
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I don't use them... I always fire on the face!
Old 28 July 2011, 07:07 PM
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im slightly shocked Petes got anything left to fire
Old 28 July 2011, 07:15 PM
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I've got nothing to fire ...... but, considering the number of women who want my body on a daily basis, I need protection!

It's a deal I couldn't afford to miss ...
Old 28 July 2011, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
I don't use them... I always fire on the face!
I take my watch off.
Old 28 July 2011, 08:05 PM
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Firstly I wonder what pete was actually looking for when he found them...deep heat?

Secondly they are ultra thin so you would need to double up lol.
Old 28 July 2011, 09:10 PM
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The lower classes can afford posh ***** now.
Old 28 July 2011, 09:11 PM
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I'll need 'em in XXL.
Old 28 July 2011, 10:44 PM
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Converted to unleaded years ago


eco friendly, the ladies love it

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Old 28 July 2011, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
Converted to unleaded years ago


eco friendly, the ladies love it

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Bollax, or not as they say, what ladies you spend all your time sat by the fire going gray once you had the snip.
Old 28 July 2011, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
They should last me about a week
Ultra thin rubbers should suit u well with your incredibly small *****.
Old 28 July 2011, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
eco friendly, the ladies love it

Mart
Still useful so you don't catch diseases such as warts etc.
Old 29 July 2011, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Ultra thin rubbers should suit u well with your incredibly small *****.
Old 29 July 2011, 08:10 AM
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Sod condoms i hate them, although i have been with the missus for ten years now so wearing a rubber is totally out of the question. I prefer to just unload inside, and she tenses up for me when i do it..... Ooo yeah now that feels good.
Old 29 July 2011, 08:23 AM
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Pslewis what made you find that link ?
Old 29 July 2011, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by rogos
Sod condoms i hate them, although i have been with the missus for ten years now so wearing a rubber is totally out of the question. I prefer to just unload inside, and she tenses up for me when i do it..... Ooo yeah now that feels good.
Lovely. Thanks for sharing...
Old 29 July 2011, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
They should last me about a week
Especially as you keep having to put them over your head too
Old 29 July 2011, 09:05 AM
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ideal for a birthday party if you need balloons




rubbers are crap might aswell have a w@nk
Old 29 July 2011, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by rogos
Sod condoms i hate them, although i have been with the missus for ten years now so wearing a rubber is totally out of the question. I prefer to just unload inside, and she tenses up for me when i do it..... Ooo yeah now that feels good.
Are you one of these guys who calls his missus '**** hole' per chance?
Old 29 July 2011, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Lovely. Thanks for sharing...
Old 29 July 2011, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by rogos
Sod condoms i hate them, although i have been with the missus for ten years now so wearing a rubber is totally out of the question. I prefer to just unload inside, and she tenses up for me when i do it..... Ooo yeah now that feels good.
yup, she does the same for me! although i still double bag
Old 29 July 2011, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Zohan
yup, she does the same for me! although i still double bag
And me
Old 29 July 2011, 01:31 PM
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I've just brought 144.Will I get done for gross indecency?
Old 29 July 2011, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I've got nothing to fire ...... but, considering the number of women who want my body on a daily basis, I need protection!

It's a deal I couldn't afford to miss ...
Why is someone else using your photo as an avatar?

Les
Old 29 July 2011, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Still useful so you don't catch diseases such as warts etc.
You can still get warts even when wearing a condom.
Old 29 July 2011, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Are you one of these guys who calls his missus '**** hole' per chance?
Lol. Yeah, I bet he says he needs them in xxl too! What sort of tool says that?
Old 29 July 2011, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
You can still get warts even when wearing a condom.
Yes but it reduces the chances a lot.
Old 30 July 2011, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Yes but it reduces the chances a lot.
You would think so wouldn't you, but in fact they don't much protection. Only if the condom covers the infected area completely, and during sex, the chances of coming into contact with the infected area is very high.

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