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17 August 2011, 02:19 PM
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Got sent this, made me have a small chuckle so thought i'd share 
Our Father who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name.
Thy riots come.
Read it in the Sun.
In Birmingham, as it is in London.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our looting,
As we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the spliff,
And the Blackberry and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Innit.
Our Father who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name.
Thy riots come.
Read it in the Sun.
In Birmingham, as it is in London.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our looting,
As we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the spliff,
And the Blackberry and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Innit.
17 August 2011, 03:05 PM
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Got sent this, made me have a small chuckle so thought i'd share
Our Father who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name.
Thy riots come.
Read it in the Sun.
In Birmingham, as it is in London.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our looting,
As we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the spliff,
And the Blackberry and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Innit.
Our Father who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name.
Thy riots come.
Read it in the Sun.
In Birmingham, as it is in London.
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our looting,
As we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the spliff,
And the Blackberry and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Innit.
whoever made this is a hero!
17 August 2011, 10:33 PM
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Another topical one for any Old Spice fans 
Rioters.
Look at your friend, now to me, now at back at your friend, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.
Look down, back up.
Where are we?
You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an application form to that job you need.
Look again.
The form is now money.
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.
mb
Rioters.
Look at your friend, now to me, now at back at your friend, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.
Look down, back up.
Where are we?
You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an application form to that job you need.
Look again.
The form is now money.
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.
mb
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17 August 2011, 10:56 PM
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Another topical one for any Old Spice fans
Rioters.
Look at your friend, now to me, now at back at your friend, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.
Look down, back up.
Where are we?
You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an application form to that job you need.
Look again.
The form is now money.
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.
mb
Rioters.
Look at your friend, now to me, now at back at your friend, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.
Look down, back up.
Where are we?
You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an application form to that job you need.
Look again.
The form is now money.
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.
mb
18 August 2011, 01:04 AM
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Another topical one for any Old Spice fans
Rioters.
Look at your friend, now to me, now at back at your friend, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.
Look down, back up.
Where are we?
You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an application form to that job you need.
Look again.
The form is now money.
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.
mb
Rioters.
Look at your friend, now to me, now at back at your friend, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me.
Look down, back up.
Where are we?
You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It's an application form to that job you need.
Look again.
The form is now money.
Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting.
mb
Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using jobcentre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting. I'm on a horse.
