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Old 17 August 2011, 07:27 PM
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**** me, I thought it was a myth but it really does make ones pi$$ smell bad!
I had loads last night (roasted in the oven, bit of butter - the best way!) but today....what a pong!

Think I'll have some more tonight

That is all.
Old 17 August 2011, 07:31 PM
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yeah smells like rubber frightened me to death first time never again thought i had water infection or summit
Old 17 August 2011, 07:34 PM
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I wouldn't say rubber - just bloody rancid.

Like some organic matter had been slowly decomposing in my todger for several years...
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An interestind and informative thread.
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Originally Posted by zip106
**** me, I thought it was a myth but it really does make ones pi$$ smell bad!
I had loads last night (roasted in the oven, bit of butter - the best way!) but today....what a pong!

Think I'll have some more tonight

That is all.
Stone Cold Truth right there! Love 'em with Beurre Blanche
Old 17 August 2011, 07:58 PM
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Stone Cold Truth right there! Love 'em with Beurre Blanche
Absolutely.

Alas, I had to make do with Lurpak on mine.

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Absolutely.

Alas, I had to make do with Lurpak on mine.
Mmmmmmmm Lurpak - the King of butters.

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It doesnt effect everyone like that... Not me anyway...

Should we ask for pics.
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Originally Posted by zip106
**** me, I thought it was a myth but it really does make ones pi$$ smell bad!
I had loads last night (roasted in the oven, bit of butter - the best way!) but today....what a pong!

Think I'll have some more tonight

That is all.
Mrs Zip will love it. According to reports it makes man fat taste nice.
Old 17 August 2011, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RobsyUK
It doesnt effect everyone like that... Not me anyway...

Should we ask for pics.
Old 17 August 2011, 08:42 PM
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Around 50% of people say asparagus affects their ****, and around 50% say it does not.

Research indicates that actually, it affects everyone's **** but not everyone has the correct nasal receptors to smell it.

It fooking stinks! More when it is really fresh!
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To be honest, I've been eating the stuff for years with no affect but perhaps I OD'd on it last night - it was a 250g packet that I ate.
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Originally Posted by boxst
They say that asparagus is an aphrodisiac. I can see that is true.
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It acts on the p*ss smell within about half an hour of eating it.
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Pineapple makes baby gravy lumpy and nice too...
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Originally Posted by alcazar
It acts on the p*ss smell within about half an hour of eating it.
**** off
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Yep - 'orrid!

"Certain compounds in asparagus are metabolized, giving urine a distinctive smell due to various sulfur-containing degradation products, including various thiols, thioesters, and ammonia"
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Smelly **** is a small price to pay... Asparagus is lovely stuff.

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