Dedrater

As a prison officer escorted Anders Behring Breivik to the courthouse, he thought long and hard about what he had done a few weeks previously. It had seemed like a good idea at the time. Now ashamed and full of regret, he had lost all of his friends and society had turned its back on him. He would always be known as "that c.unt". Finally, he made a promise to himself.

As soon as he had dropped Breivik off at court he was taking his iPad back to the shop

DCI Gene Hunt

PaulC72

lol.

David Lock

As a prison officer went to collect the condemned man at dawn they walked slowly across the prison yard together to the gallows.

It started to rain and the prisoner smiled and said "nice day for a hanging".

To which the prison officer replied "it's all right for you mate, I've got to walk back in this"

dl

Jamie

Not heard that one Dedrater

Leslie

Les

Camoscooby

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Camoscooby

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My wife phoned me at work and said, "I'm not wearing any knickers"

I said, "I'll tell the boss I'm feeling sick"

She said, "So you can come home early and f,uck me?"

I said, "No, because I'm feeling sick"

mrtheedge2u2

^^ hahaha