fat birds in pubs
21 August 2011, 10:44 AM
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fat birds in pubs
so I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night.
"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.
"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.
"Salad tastes nice."
"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.
"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.
"Salad tastes nice."
21 August 2011, 11:46 AM
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Got this in a text yesterday 
Here is my contribution to the thread:
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, 'Big breaths...
' The girl replies, 'Yeth and I'm not even thixteen.'
*I'll get my coat*
Here is my contribution to the thread:
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, 'Big breaths...
' The girl replies, 'Yeth and I'm not even thixteen.'
*I'll get my coat*
21 August 2011, 12:32 PM
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21 August 2011, 01:52 PM
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she has seen more Japs eyes than a Tokyo optition
she has bin shot over more times than Baghdad
she has had more ***** than elmer fuds shotgun
she has got a face like a stuntmans knee
even a sniper wudnt take her out
looks like she bin doing duck apple in a chip pan
nothing tastes as good as being slim feels
she has seen more Japs eyes than a Tokyo optition
she has bin shot over more times than Baghdad
she has had more ***** than elmer fuds shotgun
she has got a face like a stuntmans knee
even a sniper wudnt take her out
looks like she bin doing duck apple in a chip pan
nothing tastes as good as being slim feels
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22 August 2011, 09:38 AM
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What does a fat bird have in common with a bucket of KFC?
After you get past the thigh, leg and breast....there's nothing left other than a sweaty box to stick your bone in!
After you get past the thigh, leg and breast....there's nothing left other than a sweaty box to stick your bone in!
