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Old 24 August 2011, 11:28 AM
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Default Help my Girlfriend has left me.

I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.
Old 24 August 2011, 11:31 AM
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The threesome you had with the midget called Winston didn't help either
Old 24 August 2011, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by speye91
I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.
She must have gone back to her Ex after realising you were really a confused Homosexual.
Old 24 August 2011, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by speye91
I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.


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Old 24 August 2011, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
She must have gone back to her Ex after realising you were really a confused Homosexual.
Old 24 August 2011, 12:11 PM
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Old 24 August 2011, 12:21 PM
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Old 24 August 2011, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii


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Old 24 August 2011, 12:53 PM
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Old 24 August 2011, 01:15 PM
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lol, brown wings and man muck says it all.

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great thread
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i was waiting for this

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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
lol, brown wings and man muck says it all.

class.
If he actually used those words within her earshot, he deserves all he gets...or doesnt get as the case may be....
Old 24 August 2011, 04:16 PM
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Well done Mick

Another modle done over the years

It's all my fault after you entered the mr and mrs competion at TTS Xmas party

You were such a quite lad until then


Move o to the next one !

Then you have all Mexico and south America to do next
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Originally Posted by speye91
I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.
GET A LIFE MAN
Old 24 August 2011, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by forister
GET A LIFE MAN


Ohhh dear.
Prize numpty award goes to..........
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Originally Posted by speye91
Ohhh dear.
Prize numpty award goes to..........
plenty more fish in the sea...or in her case pirrahnas
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Old 25 August 2011, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by speye91
I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.
Its surprising how many ladeees like a bit of rough on the side!

Les
Old 25 August 2011, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by forister
GET A LIFE MAN
Doh!
Old 25 August 2011, 08:43 PM
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lol failster
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Originally Posted by speye91
I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.
Oh you poor thing, maybe he ex was such a sucker she had to go back to him, maybe she will visit you on the side?

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pics pics pics..... NOT OF MAN JUICE AND RING but other pics are allowed!!!
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Originally Posted by speye91
I was only seeing to her for a week. It was the best week of my life, brown wings earned and the most amazing BJ'S i have ever had. I did not get to play with the lady lettuce due to "Lady" problems.

I feel she has used me. Sucked me dry.
Now she has gone back to her Ex after he treated her badly. I think she may come back as she said he has a small *****.

Now i can't sleep at night, i think she misses my man muck...I need her.
Have a ****,it'll help you sleep
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Its surprising how many ladeees like a bit of rough on the side!

Les
Leslie!
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Originally Posted by forister
GET A LIFE MAN


Doh!!!
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Leslie!
I was just trying to help him on a bit!

Les
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