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Old 19 October 2011, 03:20 PM
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I'm playing with an iPhone4s and Siri is very funny

Me:"What's the meaning of life?"
Siri:"I don't know but I think there is an app for it"

Me: "Will you marry me?
Siri:"End user licence doesn't cover marriage"

Me:"Tell me a joke"
Siri:"2 iPhones walk into a bar,...I forget the rest."

You could have hours of fun.
Old 19 October 2011, 03:26 PM
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That's WHEN it can understand what you're saying...
Old 19 October 2011, 03:29 PM
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have you seen the youtube video. one guy asked where he could get a *******. Siri told him that there were 4 escorts in his area with telephone numbers
Old 19 October 2011, 03:34 PM
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Ask Siri if it fancies a bum.
Old 19 October 2011, 04:03 PM
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Sounds like it could prove to be quite innovative.

But as a race I don't think we are quite there yet, do you know anyone who's going to sit in their local cafe and start talking to it?
Old 19 October 2011, 04:32 PM
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Is it me, or is Siri the digital version of the Magic 8 Ball?



Old 19 October 2011, 05:14 PM
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Get mine tomorrow.
Old 19 October 2011, 05:27 PM
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Old 19 October 2011, 05:55 PM
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Wow, Siri looks pretty awesome like!
Old 19 October 2011, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TinyTim
That's WHEN it can understand what you're saying...
Northerner.
Old 19 October 2011, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt


Hey kids, cottage grass pie for tea!


Old 19 October 2011, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Will
Hey kids, cottage grass pie for tea!


Old 19 October 2011, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Will
Hey kids, cottage grass pie for tea!


stop fapping to the cute one on the right
Old 19 October 2011, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d

Anyway, from what I hear, Siri is fine if you live in the US ....
So it knows the difference between 'you all' and 'y,all'.....




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