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20 October 2011, 04:53 PM
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Global Warming
I am on the train and there is a girl sitting opposite me.
No make up, hair in a utility cut, clothes made from straw you know the type. You wouldn't believe what she is reading...
...Global Warming - Stage 1 - Open University. And then she was watching Al Gore on her iPad.*
But the best bit is...
...she had the most amazing norks!!!!
* My strategy of flashing my Porsche keys (badge up of course) whilst reading evo didn't seem to make much headway with this one 
No make up, hair in a utility cut, clothes made from straw you know the type. You wouldn't believe what she is reading...
...Global Warming - Stage 1 - Open University. And then she was watching Al Gore on her iPad.*
But the best bit is...
...she had the most amazing norks!!!!
* My strategy of flashing my Porsche keys (badge up of course) whilst reading evo didn't seem to make much headway with this one
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Didn't you manage a sneaky nork pic on your phone?
It's not the Porsche keys and evo that weren't working - it may be that she's a lezza.
Or she thinks you're an ugly muffin.
It's not the Porsche keys and evo that weren't working - it may be that she's a lezza.
Or she thinks you're an ugly muffin.
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20 October 2011, 04:56 PM
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So... strategy for the train tomorrow...
Sandals, a knitted jumper and dreadlocks?
Edit - better make that a dreadlock wig, if my memory serves me correctly.
Sandals, a knitted jumper and dreadlocks?
Edit - better make that a dreadlock wig, if my memory serves me correctly.
20 October 2011, 05:17 PM
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20 October 2011, 05:27 PM
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That's the problem with being male really, if there is a nice pair in the room then you cant focus on anything else, it isn't us being pervs and treating women as sex objects we cant help it, its like putting a plate of Sausages in front of a hungry Dog and expecting it not to look and dribble a bit. Doesn't excuse leering and no gentleman should ever touch or make lewd comments but a crafty butchers is acceptable, every five or six seconds.
I have said it before but its perfectly innocent us looking, we are just thinking about kneading them, watching them swing about, nibbling on the nips and then ejaculating all over them, see, all perfectly innocent
I have said it before but its perfectly innocent us looking, we are just thinking about kneading them, watching them swing about, nibbling on the nips and then ejaculating all over them, see, all perfectly innocent
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That's the problem with being male really, if there is a nice pair in the room then you cant focus on anything else, it isn't us being pervs and treating women as sex objects we cant help it, its like putting a plate of Sausages in front of a hungry Dog and expecting it not to look and dribble a bit. Doesn't excuse leering and no gentleman should ever touch or make lewd comments but a crafty butchers is acceptable, every five or six seconds.
I have said it before but its perfectly innocent us looking, we are just thinking about kneading them, watching them swing about, nibbling on the nips and then ejaculating all over them, see, all perfectly innocent
I have said it before but its perfectly innocent us looking, we are just thinking about kneading them, watching them swing about, nibbling on the nips and then ejaculating all over them, see, all perfectly innocent
or should that be something in our Jeans more like!
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It is totally acceptable for the lady whose boobie is grabbed, to give the perpetrator a black eye
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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It is totally acceptable for the lady whose boobie is grabbed, to give the perpetrator a black eye
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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