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Old 03 January 2012, 09:30 PM
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Default The 74 stone Babysitter

Ch 4 now....

****
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Hell






I've just put me Chrimbo choccies back in the box...
Old 03 January 2012, 09:49 PM
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Totally shocking! How is her husband happy to continually feed that whale?
Old 03 January 2012, 09:54 PM
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Been watching biggest loser.

I'm not sure what you have to eat to get to that sort of weight.I love food and eat tons of the stuff but I'm still 12 stone 2 lbs and 5,10"

Oh,and 43 with a perfect 28 pack and no exercise wife said its stress

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Old 04 January 2012, 09:29 AM
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This one definitely WAS glandular , as well as pizza


Not bad for a chubby



i thought she had a sweet personality actually
Old 04 January 2012, 09:44 AM
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Watched this with morbid fascination yesterday. What an absolute circus! The hoist she had at the end of the bed was just like a hangman's frame. I thought it was there as a symbolic gesture until I realised what it was.
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Originally Posted by dpb
This one definitely WAS glandular
Please tell me how 'glandular' makes you fat?

It's just pizza
Old 04 January 2012, 09:52 AM
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical...thyroid1.shtml
Old 04 January 2012, 09:57 AM
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I have kept it simple - however I suggest you read the laws of thermodynamics.

It's pizza I am telling you, it's pizza.
Old 04 January 2012, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Trout

It's just pizza
...... and the tomato on it means it counts as one of your five-a-day, yeah right lol
Old 04 January 2012, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
...... and the tomato on it means it counts as one of your five-a-day, yeah right lol
If you eat enough pizza and to be 74 stone I am sure she does - then the onion, olives and pepper will also add up to another three of your five-a-day!!!
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Well said that man!!!

No matter what problem you have, whether it is glandular, the fat gene or whatever - it will only make a difference of 5-10% on the same calorific intake. Not 640% (and that's being conservative).
Old 04 January 2012, 10:54 AM
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Misquoted from elsewhere "eat fresh air, see if you get fat on that". Put simply, surplus of calories in over calories out = weight gain.
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She was big boned.
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Thiroyd, bit like the lesser known Piroyd gland that makes you eat all the Pies and Pizza, hers was overactive.
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I only scrolled down this thread as I expected someone to say they would still give her a good seeing to SN must be gaining some morals lol!
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Originally Posted by dpb
Not bad for a chubby

i thought she had a sweet personality actually
Originally Posted by SPEN555
I only scrolled down this thread as I expected someone to say they would still give her a good seeing to SN must be gaining some morals lol!
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What she does do mind you is take the concept of a tit-w**k to whole new levels - in fact about another 100 levels given all those folds full of moisturiser.










Oh **** - I wish I had never thought of that now!
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