How can I humanely stop cats pooping on my lawn?
05 January 2012, 02:49 PM
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How can I humanely stop cats pooping on my lawn?
As above, never had an issue before but now have about 20 poos all over the garden!.
05 January 2012, 03:00 PM
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I've got myself one of these for a flower bed the local moggy had took a shine to, an it works!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B003...5775495&sr=8-3
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05 January 2012, 03:10 PM
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Leave a bowl of anti-freeze out, the smell puts them off
05 January 2012, 03:11 PM
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Chain gun, thermobaric bomb, napalm, mustard gas..... thought I'd get them in there before someone else does
05 January 2012, 03:13 PM
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Those sonic repellers work, although if they're battery powered make sure it's not going to be in direct sunlight cause the sun sets them off and you'll get through mountains of batteries.
05 January 2012, 03:14 PM
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05 January 2012, 03:16 PM
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Sit awake at night with the pressure washer then blast them
The cat lovers will be in later to say how nice ****** are when they read up on apple fan boy hater threads and jimmy in rigby threads
05 January 2012, 03:34 PM
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05 January 2012, 03:38 PM
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05 January 2012, 03:44 PM
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A big dog
05 January 2012, 03:47 PM
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A big dog
big dogs leave big 'mines' in the garden.
05 January 2012, 03:51 PM
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Well I can't disagree with that
05 January 2012, 06:39 PM
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Leave a bowl of anti-freeze out, the smell puts them off
But maybe it tastes nice, maybe you should drink a bowl full and let us know.
05 January 2012, 07:24 PM
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A Super-Soaker water pistol filled with water and chilli powder. When you spot the cat, fire the water at it. It won't hurt but the cat will then lick the water. It still won't hurt, but it'll then lick its ringpiece.........
05 January 2012, 07:57 PM
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chop up some orange skins - thay dont like the smell and if you chop em up they dont stick out liek a sore thumb so much
05 January 2012, 08:12 PM
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Call the local takeaway they will be happy to put them to some use, mmm nice curry.
05 January 2012, 08:40 PM
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05 January 2012, 09:21 PM
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05 January 2012, 09:27 PM
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I was informed by a friend that one of the mobile sh*t droppers pegged it on boxing day
Made my christmas
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05 January 2012, 09:34 PM
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Cutting their heads off with a sharp sword is pretty humane
Halal cats anyone
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05 January 2012, 09:40 PM
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this will seem pretty random but go to your local zoo and ask for some tiger/lion poo and put a little in your garden, they will smell this and won't even step foot in your garden
05 January 2012, 09:43 PM
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I used to have lots of cats until I got a greyhound, now even the fastest cats don't risk it especially after she pulled one out of the bush and shook it!
05 January 2012, 09:48 PM
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she pulled one out of the bush and shook it!
fnaaaaarrr
05 January 2012, 10:26 PM
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this will seem pretty random but go to your local zoo and ask for some tiger/lion poo and put a little in your garden, they will smell this and won't even step foot in your garden
This one always amuses me. To get rid of cat crap in your garden you cover your garden in ... cat crap
05 January 2012, 11:31 PM
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Cheap fix. Scat cat jelly...
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They don't like the smell of Ginger (not ginger folks
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Sprinkle some over the garden. Does no harm to the plants and will keep the cats away.
05 January 2012, 03:00 PM
