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Old 27 January 2012, 02:24 PM
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Default Ramsay's Dwarf **** Double found dead in a Badgers Den
As headlines go thats even better than Freddie Starr ate my Hamster ! What a bizarre way to go

Although they live in Sett's and not Dens IIRC, I dont wish to laugh at anyones passing but I did find this comment amusing

"**** lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

Soda Stream

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226137951576
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Old 27 January 2012, 02:30 PM
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In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go
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WTF?

I had to double check it was the Daily Telegraph and not the Daily Mash
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partially eaten in a badgers den ?!? now thats some porno
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
"**** lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.
I should imagine that's great news if you've been short all your life.
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You Cant beat a bit of midget ****! shame the DVD man never has any copies in that plastic carrier bag when i'm down the pub, i try and explain it's about small people having sex and he thinks i'm talking about kiddie **** and has it on he's toes out the pub
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Cant blame the Badgers, when you are hungry, you cant beat a Little Chef, must have been on the "Sett" menu
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Cant blame the Badgers, when you are hungry, you cant beat a Little Chef, must have been on the "Sett" menu



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Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.
I wonder which bit was eaten first
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Cant blame the Badgers, when you are hungry, you cant beat a Little Chef, must have been on the "Sett" menu
Rotfllmao - so wrong but so funny
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Cant blame the Badgers, when you are hungry, you cant beat a Little Chef, must have been on the "Sett" menu


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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

Dead Dwarf Dead Dwarf


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Evil little bastids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
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Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go,
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Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go,

Enough of your Friday night plans fun boy, if you want to brag about those sort of things then stick to assticklers.net.
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i guess shortarse's antics were too much for this particular badger
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
WTF?

I had to double check it was the Daily Telegraph and not the Daily Mash
The Sunday sport is mentioned in the article so it must be true.
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Cant blame the Badgers, when you are hungry, you cant beat a Little Chef, must have been on the "Sett" menu


Okay,if there is a scoobynet witty award,you win

Little Chef
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Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go
He must like confined spaces if he can fit up someones arsehole.
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