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Old 30 January 2012, 05:00 PM
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/sci...-has-to,27166/

Well I'm glad it's that easy. So, do I kill myself, mrs or my 10 month old son?

Old 30 January 2012, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sci...-has-to,27166/

Well I'm glad it's that easy. So, do I kill myself, mrs or my 10 month old son?


I think we all know the answer to that one.
Old 30 January 2012, 05:25 PM
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Give me the shot gun, i'm going out chav hunting
Old 30 January 2012, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
I think we all know the answer to that one.
And I loved her so much too...

















Old 30 January 2012, 07:57 PM
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Do you want a funny answer, or the one that will have some s/netters frothing?
Old 30 January 2012, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Do you want a funny answer, or the one that will have some s/netters frothing?

Oooh, good cop, bad cop. I'm not bothered
Old 30 January 2012, 09:28 PM
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I have a feeling that we may start with Iran in the not too distant future......
Old 30 January 2012, 09:42 PM
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Without immigration Most western populations are dropping. However most African Countries are having 3-8 Children per Woman and Africa is set to hit 2 billion soon. And as long as we continue to provide primary health care without birth control this will continue to spiral out of control.
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We could start off culling all the Subaru drivers
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Originally Posted by zip106
We could start off culling all the Subaru drivers


Seeing as it's you
Old 31 January 2012, 12:09 PM
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Do you think those scientists would be at the forefront of all those volunteers for the "Death Day" that bloke proposes?

And someone doubted me when I was talking about the possibility of euthanasia by governments!

Les
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Without immigration Most western populations are dropping. However most African Countries are having 3-8 Children per Woman and Africa is set to hit 2 billion soon. And as long as we continue to provide primary health care without birth control this will continue to spiral out of control.
This is the answer.

Every timer a charity asks me for money for Africa, I wonder how much of it is going on keeping the birth-rate down, and how much to keep the present ones healthy, so they can have even more kids for the future.

Apparently now, some are saying it's their human RIGHT to have as many kids as they want, right through famine, war and drought
Old 31 January 2012, 01:42 PM
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Well french speaking people could go first, its not like they would be that hard to kill. thats also more poeple than you think. Frogs from France, Frogs from Canada, Frogs ,from the Congo, Frogs from Louisiana, Frogs from Morocco, Frogs from Tunisia ....... There are 33 French speaking nations and lets be honest it is no great loss to mankind of they all died.
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OK.......but why take the time and money to KILL people, when there are plenty who, if LEFT ALONE will die anyway?

Saves money too
Old 31 January 2012, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
However most African Countries are having 3-8 Children per Woman and Africa is set to hit 2 billion soon. And as long as we continue to provide primary health care without birth control this will continue to spiral out of control.
Blame the Pope for that.
Old 31 January 2012, 06:41 PM
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That's only part of it.

You need to get into African culture.....and I'm not about to start saying stuff on here that will get the usual suspects hot under the collar.

It IS strange, however, that it's often the SAME people getting frothed up about BOTH ends of the same problem.....but they DON'T see themselves as part of the problem
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When I said that we had to kill most of the third world to survive, a bleeding heart liberal here managed to get a not-particularly-intelligent mod to infract me...

The growth isnt sustainable, but no one wants to even speak about the problem.
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I suspect that the linked article wont be the start of the debate thats required, though.....
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Originally Posted by Lee247


Seeing as it's you
Thought you'd sold yours

Sorry......
Old 01 February 2012, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by GC8
When I said that we had to kill most of the third world to survive, a bleeding heart liberal here managed to get a not-particularly-intelligent mod to infract me...
That's ridiculous.


I wonder who that would've been..
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Originally Posted by GC8
When I said that we had to kill most of the third world to survive, a bleeding heart liberal here managed to get a not-particularly-intelligent mod to infract me...

The growth isnt sustainable, but no one wants to even speak about the problem.
So, you got infracted for stating what a lot of people are probably thinking

Originally Posted by zip106
Thought you'd sold yours

Sorry......
Nope. I am very happy with my Scoob
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