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Old 02 February 2012, 02:10 PM
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I now know that I will not be looking for someone holding an iPhone if I wish them to hold anything else very soon after meeting them....

On the delicate question of first-date sex, the difference between smartphone-owning singles is ...: 62 per cent of Android them say they’ve had sex after one date compared to 57 per cent of iPhone users - it's the Blackberry owners who stand out with only 48 percent saying that they have.


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Old 02 February 2012, 02:57 PM
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That's because 90% of iphone users are geeks who don't even know what sex is
Old 02 February 2012, 02:59 PM
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^^^^^^^ very true mate
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Digging further it was discovered that when you excluded the percentage of iPhone users having sex with their phone then the percentage having dropped to 2% and that was at all rather than just on a first date.
Old 02 February 2012, 05:37 PM
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That can't be right. Pretty much every chav-**** in the country has a blackberry!
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don't i-phone users have to contact apple to get permission to have sex?

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Old 02 February 2012, 07:07 PM
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So the idea is to ensure your date for the evening is an android user?
Old 02 February 2012, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
don't i-phone users have to contact apple to get permission to have sex?
They're only allowed the one kind of sex: missionary. Efficient and easy to do.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
They're only allowed the one kind of sex: missionary. Efficient and easy to do.
Cross platform sex is impossible, they have to stick to their own kind.
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this is because the iphone ***** don't have anyone to screw, the blokes are too busy playing with their ipads.



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