SkullFudge

How to use a hose pipe to clean your car whilst there is a hose pipe ban.




1. Park car as near to tap / hose reel as possible.

2. Stand beside hose.

3. Undo trouser button and flies and drop trousers to ankles.

4. Bend down whilst slowly looking around,grab hose and tuck inside trouser leg.

5. Pull hose up to mouth and grab with teeth.

6. Pull your trousers up.

7. Take off sweatshirt or sleeved top.

8. Whilst gripping hose put top back on.

9. Pull 20cm's of hose out of sleeve.

10. Grab sponge and hose together and turn on tap

MattyB1983

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Wonder if the 1000 Eastern European car washes in my area will also abide by the ban.

#68 rb5

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Hat is a fantastic point.Put my life savings on it they don't.

JonMc

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They'll be exempt on some sort of human rights grounds

PPower01

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Hahaha! I could see Mr Bean acting this one out! :P

CrispyK

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i work for the waterboard in bristol lucky we dont have this happening in my area as its our job to stop the car wash shacks that are dotted around i cna just imagine their response lol

scooby red

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Most of the dirty ******* look like they need to take a wash themselves first

alcazar

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Dirtist!
Feckerist!

Get off here, there's no place for people like you!

Leslie

They do seem to do an excellent job though.

Les