Lucky neighbour...
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Lucky neighbour...
I normally smoke in the back garden and tonight decided to pop out the front for a quick one.
while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.
I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"
Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.
She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in
Lucky girl...
Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.
while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.
I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"
Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.
She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in
Lucky girl...
Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.
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I normally smoke in the back garden and tonight decided to pop out the front for a quick one.
while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.
I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"
Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.
She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in
Lucky girl...
Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.
while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.
I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"
Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.
She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in
Lucky girl...
Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.
You'd be surprised what some of these women know about cars, some can even re-fill the washer bottle.
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At work I got called over by my manager to help a woman out with anti-freeze. Not whether there was any difference between the brands, but she needed to know where to put it, and he had no idea. When I said to him (not her as I accepted she knew the grand sum of f*** all) it goes in the expansion tank, he had no idea what I was talking about. : I can't even drive, yet I know more than him.
Too many morons driving about without the faintest idea about the very basics of car maintenance.
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Reminds me of a palnk my Mum had living next to her.
Whilst I arrived at my Mums He told me his oil light had come on. So I went over to his car and check it. It was pretty much dry.
I told him the following. "Mate, you need to feel it up so it is on the level of the dipstick just keep poring and check regular until it hits the dipstick level ".
He answers - "OK, will pop out at lunch and get some".
He goes out at lunch and does not return. Reason was the tit has filled the engine up with around 10 litres of oil so it was at the top of the dipstick itself!!!!
Whilst I arrived at my Mums He told me his oil light had come on. So I went over to his car and check it. It was pretty much dry.
I told him the following. "Mate, you need to feel it up so it is on the level of the dipstick just keep poring and check regular until it hits the dipstick level ".
He answers - "OK, will pop out at lunch and get some".
He goes out at lunch and does not return. Reason was the tit has filled the engine up with around 10 litres of oil so it was at the top of the dipstick itself!!!!
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I normally smoke in the back garden and tonight decided to pop out the front for a quick one.
while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.
I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"
Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.
She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in
Lucky girl...
Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.
while enjoying my cancer I noticed my neighbour fillinger her 2010 pugeot with oil.
I asked if everything was ok and she replied " I don't have a clue what I'm doing"
Amazingly not only was she filling the right hole but she stopped at the max on the dipstick.
She didn't even check - She just saw a light flash on her screen saying check oil and was just pouring it in
Lucky girl...
Shes about 55 BTW and no shes not fit.
Les
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If you have a modern car which is under warranty like mine, I don't think you need to know how to put oil in it. Besides, I have a husband for that, and if I get a flat tyre, I can ring the RAC. Why do these things yourself when you have "people" to do it for you?
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We have Merc Sprinters at work and often they throw up a warning light and an accompanying message, something like " oil level too high, remove some oil."
One doofus driver somehow read this as "please put more oil in the engine" and did so.
You pay peanuts, etc.
One doofus driver somehow read this as "please put more oil in the engine" and did so.
You pay peanuts, etc.
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You sound like the woman i saw at the tyre center the other week, she took her car in for the mot and it failed on 3 tyres with the core exposed All they could get out of her was "well it was fine for the last mot" EPIC
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I was filling the car up in morrisons the other day when a woman pulled up in a 59 kia something small and ugly, it sounded awful very tappety, I said politely you should check your oil, sounds a bit rough, her reply was its ok I got this one because I dont have to check it for 7 years, I asked her to explain...
7 years maintenance free!! she took it that she didnt have to do ANYTHING apart from put petrol in and tax it for 7 years! OMG! her face was a picture when I explained it to her lol..
oil was not even showing on the dipstick (the rod not her).
7 years maintenance free!! she took it that she didnt have to do ANYTHING apart from put petrol in and tax it for 7 years! OMG! her face was a picture when I explained it to her lol..
oil was not even showing on the dipstick (the rod not her).
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I was filling the car up in morrisons the other day when a woman pulled up in a 59 kia something small and ugly, it sounded awful very tappety, I said politely you should check your oil, sounds a bit rough, her reply was its ok I got this one because I dont have to check it for 7 years, I asked her to explain...
7 years maintenance free!! she took it that she didnt have to do ANYTHING apart from put petrol in and tax it for 7 years! OMG! her face was a picture when I explained it to her lol..
oil was not even showing on the dipstick (the rod not her).
7 years maintenance free!! she took it that she didnt have to do ANYTHING apart from put petrol in and tax it for 7 years! OMG! her face was a picture when I explained it to her lol..
oil was not even showing on the dipstick (the rod not her).
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My wife is learning to drive and she has finaly backed down to my claims that 98% of the times i have to jump on the brakes its a bloody woman thats pulled out on me, and to top it off they then usually mouth at me when its there fcuckin fault
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