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Old 11 August 2012, 09:05 AM
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Default Girls, got some morning sickness? Try a *******

I think some of these medical researchers aren't getting any at home. you couldn't make it up?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-sickness.html
Old 11 August 2012, 09:28 AM
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Old 11 August 2012, 09:40 AM
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Sounds very plausible to me.
Old 11 August 2012, 09:47 AM
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I've been telling my wife that it is good for sore throats for years
Old 11 August 2012, 09:50 AM
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Perhaps it works by firstly having a cheesy **** in your mouth followed by a portion of Bob Monk makes morning sickness seem not so bad after all ?
Old 11 August 2012, 10:14 AM
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Story sounds a little hard to swallow.
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Marketing opportunity perhaps? Like those yakults?
Old 11 August 2012, 01:20 PM
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if you go ***** deep does it keep the sickness away for more hours
Old 11 August 2012, 01:21 PM
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slurpy slurpy slurpy any ladies need some juice?
Old 11 August 2012, 07:43 PM
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Seminal fluid... is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen...

Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium."

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Old 11 August 2012, 07:53 PM
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i,ll have to let the missus read this thread! but theres so much info i dont want to stuff it down her throat all at once (or maybe i do?)
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Old 11 August 2012, 09:07 PM
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so wish i,d had this info six months ago i,ve missed out on more head bigtime
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Originally Posted by dpb
Seminal fluid... is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen...

Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium."

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So rather then wasting it in a sock I should add a little ketchup and start drinking it?
Old 12 August 2012, 03:32 PM
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Wouldnt a multi vitamin/mineral supplement do the same, cant say I ever fancy having a try...
Old 12 August 2012, 04:29 PM
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**** that , having to get her pregnant before ya get a chew ....no thanks ...
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Originally Posted by dpb
Seminal fluid... is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen...

Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium."

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So that's why it tastes sweet,must be the sugar
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Originally Posted by DYK
So that's why it tastes sweet,must be the sugar
you talking from experience? tell me you are a member of the fairer sex?
Old 17 August 2012, 09:30 AM
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Shirtlifter alert
Old 17 August 2012, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by DYK
So that's why it tastes sweet,must be the sugar

Dyk by name and by preference?
Old 17 August 2012, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
you talking from experience? tell me you are a member of the fairer sex?
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Old 17 August 2012, 01:49 PM
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You never had your mrs/gf swallow.....
Old 17 August 2012, 03:26 PM
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Would be interesting to see the methodology for that study!
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