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Old 21 August 2012 | 11:36 AM
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Edinburgh Festival One Line Winners

The top jokes were:
  • 1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
  • 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
  • 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
  • 4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
  • 5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
  • 6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
  • 7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
  • 8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
  • 9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
  • 10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."


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Old 21 August 2012 | 01:37 PM
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Old 21 August 2012 | 03:02 PM
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tim vines are so stupid , but smart at the same time . One liners are a skill.
Old 21 August 2012 | 04:09 PM
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BNAG!


That's bang out of order!


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Old 21 August 2012 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by specialx
BNAG!


That's bang out of order!


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Took me a moment or two that one

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Old 21 August 2012 | 08:26 PM
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This was in the Daily Mail today (Newspaper of the Year)
Old 21 August 2012 | 09:30 PM
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How true is no.4
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I so dont get the post n becks one..
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Think Bob Geldof, or Frank Zappa
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There is one thing I can't get my head around.........................






















































long walls!
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Bought a litre bottle of Tip-Ex today.......







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Originally Posted by mrmadcap
This was in the Daily Mail today (Newspaper of the Year)

That was the best joke
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