Keith Lemon Movie
02 September 2012, 07:41 PM
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Keith Lemon Movie
Utter ****. Don't bother, waste of money, total drivel and bound to be a hit with the brain dead!
02 September 2012, 08:12 PM
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Thank's for telling me but i already knew it lol
02 September 2012, 08:13 PM
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Didn't start watching Juice until recently, and got bored of it after about 5-6 shows. Watched 5 mins of that spoof reality thing and that was crap too. Wouldn't waste my time on this unless the whole world was raving about it, which they aren't by the looks of things
02 September 2012, 08:18 PM
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02 September 2012, 08:23 PM
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02 September 2012, 09:00 PM
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Sounds like a lemon
That's better than the jokes in the film
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03 September 2012, 09:56 AM
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He has got to be the most unfunny person on TV and so how he got a film to cinema I will never know. You couldn't pay me to go and watch it.
03 September 2012, 10:15 AM
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It's Keith Lemon....what did you expect?
03 September 2012, 11:22 AM
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I must be the only person who finds him funny then
03 September 2012, 11:24 AM
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I must be the only person who finds him funny then
There's no accounting for taste mate
03 September 2012, 12:14 PM
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I must be the only person who finds him funny then
I like some of the stuff he does on TV but the film was shockingly bad in comparison.
03 September 2012, 12:17 PM
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I watched an ep of Lemon Da Vida Loca - I didn't find it all that funny.
Boselecta was amusing - everything since, isn't.
03 September 2012, 12:57 PM
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The only reason I would go and see it is for Kelly Brook
On Rotten Tomatoes only 14% of users liked it!
03 September 2012, 03:12 PM
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I think he's great
I have heard the movie is a bit of a dog tho
He was talking to Kelly Brook on his show about her breasts and she asked him why he was so obsessed, he replied " if men weren't obsessed you would work in f####g Dixons"
03 September 2012, 03:46 PM
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I think he's great
I have heard the movie is a bit of a dog tho
He was talking to Kelly Brook on his show about her breasts and she asked him why he was so obsessed, he replied " if men weren't obsessed you would work in f####g Dixons"
03 September 2012, 04:48 PM
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If we all liked the same things, life would be a bit dull
Maybe when I grow up it will no longer appeal
03 September 2012, 05:34 PM
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he is funny when given the correct time slot , and un-rehersed . When its "acted" its not as funny. Same with Sasha Baron Cohen , far funnier when not reading from a script.
03 September 2012, 05:39 PM
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This kind of comedy is aimed at the younger generation and not all you old farts
03 September 2012, 06:01 PM
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i love the lemon, going to see the film tomorrow, so will let u know if a lemon lover approves lol
03 September 2012, 06:02 PM
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04 September 2012, 04:51 PM
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This kind of comedy is aimed at the younger generation and not all you old farts
Nah - we just know what comedy is, unlike all you brain dead yoofs.
Just for the record he is the least talented and most unfunny **** since Lembit Opik
04 September 2012, 05:07 PM
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How retards like him get on the tv baffles me, let alone somehow managing to get as far as making something for the cinema???
Go watch this or spend an equal amount of time listening to finger nails on a blackboard ..... tough call!
04 September 2012, 05:23 PM
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I watched an ep of Lemon Da Vida Loca - I didn't find it all that funny.
Boselecta was amusing - everything since, isn't.
A Bear's Tale was brilliant! (Which is where the character Keith Lemon first appeared on our screens)
04 September 2012, 05:33 PM
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Kieth Lemon is about as funny as a leper in a wind tunnel
05 September 2012, 07:30 AM
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Kieth Lemon is about as funny as a leper in a wind tunnel
Hilarious then
05 September 2012, 08:55 AM
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He has got to be the most unfunny person on TV and so how he got a film to cinema I will never know. You couldn't pay me to go and watch it.
100% agree
05 September 2012, 10:09 AM
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Micheal Cain was once asked whether he had ever watched "The Swarm" an atrocious film, panned by the critics, that he had starred in
"no" he said, "but I swim in the pool that it bought everyday and it is wonderful"
these films are just easy ways of paying off the mortgage
06 September 2012, 10:27 AM
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i love the lemon, going to see the film tomorrow, so will let u know if a lemon lover approves lol
So?
06 September 2012, 10:52 AM
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It's got a score of 2.5 on IMD so its fair to say its ****ing sh1te