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Old 05 September 2012, 12:43 PM
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Default Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Personally, I like Asda's premium range.
Doesn't leave you sore either on your crack or in your wallet.

















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Can't beat £50 notes imo



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Can't beat £50 notes imo



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I see your £50 and raise you a wedding certificate. Now that would be brave!
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Old 05 September 2012, 01:16 PM
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We do Actually . Have 2 Turkish and English.

Is it worth the risk? Hmmmmm
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Originally Posted by Gear Head
Personally, I like Asda's premium range.
Doesn't leave you sore either on your crack or in your wallet.


















Just thought I'd add to the pointless thread list.
Are you not cursed with **** hair?

I seem to sprout pubic ****locks from *** when doing a particularly messy dump so whatever brand of **** roll I use becomes redundant as I'd do better with a rake!
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Are you not cursed with **** hair?

I seem to sprout pubic ****locks from *** when doing a particularly messy dump so whatever brand of **** roll I use becomes redundant!

you need a beeday (sp) you hairy arsed monkey

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andrex or the morning after a madras a full box of baby wipes
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you need a beeday (sp) you hairy arsed monkey


It's my Beeday once a year, I get cards and everyfink!
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It's my Beeday once a year, I get cards and everyfink!

boom boom, tshhhhh,,,,,,,

could always use this, theres normaly one near the loo somewhere


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What do you do if its raining................................. ....
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What do you do if its raining................................. ....

I dont wipe my ****
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****ty thread!
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Baby bunny rabbits. It sticks to their fur and is soft on your bum
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Saves money if you don't use paper of course!

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Jack Clarks face. He loves it!
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Asda (non Smart Price) stuff, 16 rolls £5... Do me.

That triple ply stuff is hash and runs out.

After a curry it's Tesco brand baby wipes or my sponge
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Jack Clarks face. He loves it!
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I've been thinking about this all day , I like the tracing paper style that just slides up the ****
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I got in touch with my inner self yesterday, I dont recommend the Smart Price toilet rolls

On a serious note, the Asda Shades is pretty decent and lasts a reasonable amount of time. As mentioned these expensive brands seem to run out pretty quickly.
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Not sure think it's the one with stupid ears cushelle
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Andrex just breaks up during the final few wipes and leaves thin rolls of paper matted in your pyeps! Only the shower washes it out or otherwise its a subtle pluck with the fingers..
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I use a sock at the end of the day. it's going to be washed anyways.. win win
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Originally Posted by Ant
I've been thinking about this all day , I like the tracing paper style that just slides up the ****
Clint Eastwood paper, rough, tough and takes no ****!
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Interesting thread I find Charmin/Cushelle best. Andrex - overpriced rubbish. Break up too easily and leave you with more mess than you started with

Originally Posted by Gear Head
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
Clint Eastwood paper, rough, tough and takes no ****!
Go ahead, make his day
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Sandpaper.

Just like Chuck Norris.
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What film was it with the three shells? They would work well, be like smearing plaster
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I've never understood why there are so many brands of toilet paper, and why people take so much time pondering over which brand to buy.
After all, you're just going to wipe your **** with it.
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