Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
05 September 2012, 12:43 PM
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Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Personally, I like Asda's premium range.
Doesn't leave you sore either on your crack or in your wallet.
Just thought I'd add to the pointless thread list.
05 September 2012, 01:03 PM
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Can't beat £50 notes imo
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05 September 2012, 01:13 PM
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I see your £50 and raise you a wedding certificate. Now that would be brave!
05 September 2012, 01:16 PM
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We do Actually . Have 2 Turkish and English.
Is it worth the risk? Hmmmmm
05 September 2012, 01:30 PM
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Personally, I like Asda's premium range.
Doesn't leave you sore either on your crack or in your wallet.
Just thought I'd add to the pointless thread list.
Are you not cursed with **** hair?
I seem to sprout pubic ****locks from *** when doing a particularly messy dump so whatever brand of **** roll I use becomes redundant as I'd do better with a rake!
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andrex or the morning after a madras a full box of baby wipes
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05 September 2012, 01:36 PM
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could always use this, theres normaly one near the loo somewhere
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I dont wipe my ****
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05 September 2012, 02:37 PM
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Puppys... on a roll!
05 September 2012, 02:45 PM
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Baby bunny rabbits. It sticks to their fur and is soft on your bum
05 September 2012, 03:47 PM
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Saves money if you don't use paper of course!
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05 September 2012, 03:54 PM
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Jack Clarks face. He loves it!
05 September 2012, 04:18 PM
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Asda (non Smart Price) stuff, 16 rolls £5... Do me.
That triple ply stuff is hash and runs out.
After a curry it's Tesco brand baby wipes or my sponge
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05 September 2012, 05:01 PM
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I've been thinking about this all day , I like the tracing paper style that just slides up the ****
05 September 2012, 05:30 PM
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I got in touch with my inner self yesterday, I dont recommend the Smart Price toilet rolls
On a serious note, the Asda Shades is pretty decent and lasts a reasonable amount of time. As mentioned these expensive brands seem to run out pretty quickly.
05 September 2012, 06:03 PM
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Not sure think it's the one with stupid ears cushelle
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Andrex just breaks up during the final few wipes and leaves thin rolls of paper matted in your pyeps! Only the shower washes it out or otherwise its a subtle pluck with the fingers..
05 September 2012, 10:32 PM
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I use a sock at the end of the day. it's going to be washed anyways.. win win
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I've been thinking about this all day , I like the tracing paper style that just slides up the ****
Clint Eastwood paper, rough, tough and takes no ****!
06 September 2012, 12:21 AM
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I find Charmin/Cushelle best. Andrex - overpriced rubbish. Break up too easily and leave you with more mess than you started with
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Clint Eastwood paper, rough, tough and takes no ****!
Go ahead, make
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06 September 2012, 07:04 AM
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Sandpaper.
Just like Chuck Norris.
06 September 2012, 07:21 AM
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What film was it with the three shells? They would work well, be like smearing plaster
06 September 2012, 09:21 AM
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I've never understood why there are so many brands of toilet paper, and why people take so much time pondering over which brand to buy.
After all, you're just going to wipe your **** with it.