steve ex vauxhall

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My girlfriend came running in to show me a positive pregnancy test she had just taken,
She said " what do you think babe, should we keep it?"

I said " no throw it away, it's covered in pi$$"

the shreksta

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that would be my worst nitemare if my missus ever said this to me

RobsyUK

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When I was 16 and at the peak of nobbing my ex she came up to me with a test saying that she is pregnant blah blah blah.

At the time we were just doing the act (safely) not even thinking baout babies etc I proper panicked and didn't know what to do. I went to an old friend extreamly scared and genuinelly asked him for help..

Turns out they were all in on it and my ex had used my sisters positive test to do an April fools on me...

I see the funny side now but I wasn't happy at the time.

bustaMOVEs

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The joys of positive pregnancy tests lol, my wife's due end of jan.

tarmac terror

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Remember the day very very vividly. I was into my second week of being bed ridden with swine flu, hadn't slept in 3 days and every breath was an exhausting effort. My wife put her head round the door and said "I've done a pregnancy test and its positive".

The next surprise was the first ultrasound when they told us it was twins. I laughed, Mrs T cried!!!

mark1esc

nice one ------- you can say good bye to the scooby then

hodgy0_2

when I heard that news, we were going from 3 to 5, and my first thought was


"what fvcking car am I going to have to get now"

Dr Hu

I actually bought a brand new scooby WRX wagon in 2003 when we had our first.... It was great TBH.... The boot is quite big on a wagon, its safe, and quick... Job's a good 'un!

JonMc

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That sounds like a script to a WKD advert, absolute quality

funkmasterjay

I was delighted when my wife told me she was expecting. I found it incredibly difficult to keep quiet for 20 weeks though.

Congrats mate.

Bless!

Infected by sti

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Qualitly made me laugh that did, gonna have to get my mates mrs to do that to him, he'd have a meltdown

urban

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Is it yours

Graz

Pregnancy test won't tell you that unfortunately, have to apply to go on Jeremy Kyle after it's born for DNA testing

Funkii Munkii

LOL, my wife said it was time for a family car after our first was born, so I got rid of the Classic 4 door Turbo, 2 years later I hasten to add, I milked it for as long as possible and then promptly bought a WRX wagon, best value for money I told her, job done

Barxy

I bought my classic after our baby was born. In my eyes its a practical for door family saloon

BurgerKing

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We've got an 8 month old Son and still run 2 Scoobys, admittedly one of them has a nod to practicality as it a Fozzy 2.5 XT PPP (the other is a B4 RSK). I also think he was conditioned in the womb to like fast cars, acceleration, gforce and most importantly burble.

You do drive differently with them in the car, however there's nothing wrong with smooth, safe progress when conditions allow.

every1sgottablue1

I used to take my daughter out in my scooby to get her to sleep. It was the burble that helped.

The Rig

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Same here, i couldnt wait that long, 6 weeks and i was off telling people, i bought her flowers as a kind of well done love for getting pregnant ha ha

congrats if and when it does happen to the O/P

steve ex vauxhall

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It was a joke mate, read again

The Rig

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yeah, i know that,thats why i put when it does happen to the o/p

steve ex vauxhall

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Never going to happen to me mate, I've had the operation, got four kids already,

If she does ever walk in saying this, then the milkman is in for a kicking

urban

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Ah, so you're only half a man now then

steve ex vauxhall

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Lol, still a full man mate, have all the bits, just the pipe cut

pimmo2000

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Still full of men eh