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Old 24 January 2013, 03:22 PM
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-the-NTAs.html

You can see why Lewis kept going back for more, and more and more
Old 24 January 2013, 06:25 PM
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God, I can't.
That woman is about as sexy as Nicole Kidman.
Wouldn't mind getting into her purse though.
Old 24 January 2013, 06:27 PM
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^ same here. Does nothin for me at all!
Old 24 January 2013, 06:51 PM
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she is pig ugly !
Old 24 January 2013, 06:56 PM
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Old 24 January 2013, 07:49 PM
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Some serious saucers she's got there.

I'd abuse every orifice on her till she begged me to stop.

She's minted, i could think of a lot worse than her to have to do on a regular basis.
Old 24 January 2013, 07:55 PM
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Who painted those on!
Old 24 January 2013, 07:56 PM
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They aren't her nipples incase anyone didn't realise, they are nipple covers to stop the nipples showing through.

Obviously not working though
Old 24 January 2013, 09:52 PM
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She's an arrogant c*nt and i can't stand her. So much so that i don't find her attractive in the slightest.
Old 24 January 2013, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by cster
God, I can't.
That woman is about as sexy as Nicole Kidman.
Wouldn't mind getting into her purse though.
What?

Have you never see To Die For?

I think she is a stunner.

Steve
Old 24 January 2013, 10:03 PM
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nipple covers??!!! lol why!

because nipples are so rare amongst humans?

anyway i agree, high mainteance, big ego, self important = a fcking minger!

much rather a down to earth bird, who didnt have the character of above - and that includes settling for real life "jungle t*ts" and being happy with them
Old 24 January 2013, 11:24 PM
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Ah, so that's how to spell her name.
I thought her name was ****slinger.
Old 24 January 2013, 11:27 PM
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The swear filter is a tad over zealous.
Sh"tslinger
Old 24 January 2013, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve vRS
What?

Have you never see To Die For?

I think she is a stunner.

Steve
Nicole Kidman is about as sexy as a plank of wood

(without the charisma)
Old 24 January 2013, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
She's an arrogant c*nt and i can't stand her. So much so that i don't find her attractive in the slightest.
Im sure you would be thrusting away like it was a chore and sobbing like a schoolboy with his cattypult taken off him.
Old 24 January 2013, 11:32 PM
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i bet her vag is like a hallway to with all the dark meat that its received...
Old 24 January 2013, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by cster
God, I can't.
That woman is about as sexy as Nicole Kidman.
Wouldn't mind getting into her purse though.
Wow now!!

Nicole Kidman is top drawer imho.
Makes ShirtSlinger look amateur and plain.



Old 25 January 2013, 12:07 AM
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I think both the girls from XFactor made right plonkers of themselves on that TV Award event.

Apparently Tulisa obliviously flashed her tummy-flattening big undies to the Daily Fail and the likes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

They both are utter disgrace. No wonder Xfactor didn't get any award in the ceremony.
Old 25 January 2013, 12:22 AM
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I am literally laughing out loud at the absurdity of this thread.
Old 25 January 2013, 02:43 AM
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I'll just drink this bottle of Bacardi i have,then i'll probably want too **** her
Old 25 January 2013, 09:19 AM
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I would bang both of them after a shandy lol.
Old 25 January 2013, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by DYK
I'll just drink this bottle of Bacardi i have,then i'll probably want too **** her
but would they be interested in a alcoholic ?
Old 25 January 2013, 09:27 AM
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Buff - With a capital 'B'
Old 25 January 2013, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by mamoon2
They aren't her nipples incase anyone didn't realise, they are nipple covers to stop the nipples showing through.

Obviously not working though
Dont get sucked in by the report, as I'd beg to differ, here she is with a puppy popped out





Cant stand her as a person annoying yank up herself bitch but wouldn't mind a go all the same

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Old 25 January 2013, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
I am literally laughing out loud at the absurdity of this thread.
Well she is the reason why Hamilton hasn't won a championship since 2008!

The boy has obviously been driving around thinking, 'Man, I could score a babe with much better ******* than this monster!' ......and then he crahses.

You see Chris, it all makes sense!

Old 25 January 2013, 11:52 AM
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She'd deffo have to promise not to talk, reasonably attractive woman but not worth losing sleep over.
Old 25 January 2013, 01:23 PM
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She doesn't really do much for me, but I'd happily have a go in her if she offered
Old 25 January 2013, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Gear Head
Well she is the reason why Hamilton hasn't won a championship since 2008!

The boy has obviously been driving around thinking, 'Man, I could score a babe with much better ******* than this monster!' ......and then he crahses.

You see Chris, it all makes sense!

Careful lad, careful You may be on to something though

My comment was more laughing at all of us sad car geeks sat safely behind our keyboards of an evening offering up an opinion on the 'shagability' of a woman who would probably never even give any of us a second glance

She doesn't do a lot for me admittedly, but she posted the other day and said I was no great shales either
Old 25 January 2013, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Careful lad, careful You may be on to something though

My comment was more laughing at all of us sad car geeks sat safely behind our keyboards of an evening offering up an opinion on the 'shagability' of a woman who would probably never even give any of us a second glance

She doesn't do a lot for me admittedly, but she posted the other day and said I was no great shales either
Then why is she wearing a see-through dress??

Hey look, I'm all for equality but if they are out on show, it would be rude not to point.
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[\QUOTE] My comment was more laughing at all of us sad car geeks sat safely behind our keyboards of an evening offering up an opinion on the 'shagability' of a woman who would probably never even give any of us a second glance [/QUOTE]

Speak for yourself haha

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