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21 November 2013, 08:44 AM
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Just found put my best mate is addicted to brake fluid , he assured me he can stop at anytime.
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Went to put some flowers on his grave yesterday , I noticed 4 grave diggers walking around with a coffin on their shoulders. 3 hours later I noticed them again still with the same coffin on their shoulders.
I thought to myself these ******* have lost the plot
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Went to put some flowers on his grave yesterday , I noticed 4 grave diggers walking around with a coffin on their shoulders. 3 hours later I noticed them again still with the same coffin on their shoulders.
I thought to myself these ******* have lost the plot
21 November 2013, 08:50 AM
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That geezer who was on freak medicine the other week..?
He was drinking his own urine every morning as a cure for his asthma, i still can't work out whether he was taking taking the ****
He was drinking his own urine every morning as a cure for his asthma, i still can't work out whether he was taking taking the ****
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As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night, the guy looked at me and said, "Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred, unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out, "One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly, sir." he replied, "You're far too drunk."
I said, "I know mate, that's why I'm getting a plane."
"Yes," I slurred, unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out, "One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly, sir." he replied, "You're far too drunk."
I said, "I know mate, that's why I'm getting a plane."
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