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Old 27 November 2013, 06:32 AM
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Default And finally (Nigella Lawson)
The **** hits the fan.
Lets see if Nigella's media chums can finish off nasty Charles (who has gone for the nuclear option here) with out further collateral damage to their "Domestic Godess".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25108052
I just hope this doesn't affect her book sales on the run up into Xmas.

Here is a little froth to go with this story
http://www.nigella.com/books/view/ho...tic-goddess-12
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Old 27 November 2013, 08:25 AM
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Sour grapes from Charles or hell hath no fury like a (wo)man scourned.
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Old 27 November 2013, 08:30 AM
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Is it only me who finds the whole situation laughably sad ? Does anyone actually care ?

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She can move in here if she wants
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Originally Posted by richs2891
Does anyone actually care ?

Richard
Exactly, once again we see the media dragging so called celebrities' private lives out for their entertainment and to boost sales of their so called newspapers.... I wonder if they have thought to bug their phones!
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Old 27 November 2013, 09:05 AM
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She can move in here if she wants
Or here Hey I'll even have a few cheeky lines with her
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Does anyone actually care ?
I certainly don't care, and nor do I even want to know about it.
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off her t1ts, apparently?
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She is pure filth .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2I...e_gdata_player
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If she was 'off her head on drugs' everyday - she looks good on it
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The alleged habit was known in some circles a week or so back. That's why hubby grabbed her throat pushing her head back to show her nostrils.

Can't make daddy very happy

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Oh well, at least it made the Woman's rights (and all men are evil) bunch shut up for a while.

Strange world these Z-list "celebs" live in.
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There a pic in todays Express showing her hubby (saatchi fella) out on the town with Trinny Woodhall (of Trinny & Suzannah fame) - talk about going from one extreme to the other in the tittage department
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Originally Posted by Qwertyco
off her t1ts, apparently?
Nigella Lawson, off her ****, snorting coke?

Don't care.

Nigella Lawson, snorting coke, off her ****?

You have my attention.
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
There a pic in todays Express showing her hubby (saatchi fella) out on the town with Trinny Woodhall (of Trinny & Suzannah fame) - talk about going from one extreme to the other in the tittage department

"All or nothing" springs to mind
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Originally Posted by Xx-IAN-xX
Nigella Lawson, off her ****, snorting coke?

Don't care.

Nigella Lawson, snorting coke, off her ****?

You have my attention.

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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
There a pic in todays Express showing her hubby (saatchi fella) out on the town with Trinny Woodhall (of Trinny & Suzannah fame) - talk about going from one extreme to the other in the tittage department
I'd smash that Trinny

... but can't say I'm too keen on Ms Lawson.
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It must be the child in me but i found that funny as ****!
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
There a pic in todays Express showing her hubby (saatchi fella) out on the town with Trinny Woodhall (of Trinny & Suzannah fame) - talk about going from one extreme to the other in the tittage department
I can never remember which of those two was a crackhead as well, but seems he likes it like that....
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Trinny.


You may as well be banging a tranny.!
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So Trinny - what attracts you to the multi millionaire Charles Saatchi.... hahahaha

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Originally Posted by richs2891
Is it only me who finds the whole situation laughably sad ? Does anyone actually care ?

Richard
Does anyone care.

Except it's illegal.
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Old 27 November 2013, 04:49 PM
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Not too keen on this tabloid garbage.
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I don't care but bet she's an epic sh4g.
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
I don't care but bet she's an epic sh4g.
+1

i would give her a bad back and a sticky leg

i bet she takes it up the chocolate-whizz-way aswell
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Careful now, certain members find the objectification of women offensive and childish
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Careful now, certain members find the objectification of women offensive and childish
so......
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I would let her chew charlie off my ****..

Nigella on the chisel would be an awesome night never to be forgotten..
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Originally Posted by fatscoobfella1
I would let her chew charlie off my ****..

Nigella on the chisel would be an awesome night never to be forgotten..
plus when she has finished sucking your pork-lolly you just know she will be itching to get in the kitchen to cook you a fat dinner while you slob out and watch top-gear re-runs on dave
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Charles Saatchi was married to a woman who could be a chef in the kitchen, a tart in the boudoir, and who had access to Class-A drugs?

And he divorced her?

No wonder his ****ing advertising agency went out of business.
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