hehe, like it....

How do you get a 16valve skoda?
Fit 12 valve radio's.

How do you double the value of a skoda?
Fill it with petrol.





[Edited by ianc - 10/1/2002 5:52:55 PM]

 

Ford have announced the building of the new Pubic.

apparently its made out of old Corsairs (get it?)

lets have some more....

BB

 

what is the differance between a BMW and a hedgehog?
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with the hedgehog the ****** are on the outside!!!

 

Old Skoda jokes

Why do Skodas have a heated rear screen?
So you can keep your hand warm when pushing it.

What do you call a convertible Skoda?
A skip.


I'm sure there are more but I can't think of any.

Mark (who drove to work today in a Skoda)

 

lol at gav!!
i asked for that one!!!

what you you call a skoda full of shopping???





A Lada.

 

a guy goes into a breakers yard and asks the bloke there if he has a door mirror for a skoda?

the bloke says, that seems like a fair swap.

 

A lady went to a Skoda dealership to buy a car, only to be told that, due to new EEC regulations, she had to provide an account of her medical history before she could purchase the car.
Slightly annoyed she complied, and returned the following day with the required information.
The salesman read the documents & said "Sorry ma'am, but you can't buy a Skoda"
"Why on earth not?" asked the perplexed woman.
"Well," said the salesman, "It says here that you've had a hysterectomy, and you have to be a complete c*nt to buy a Skoda!"

 

Why do skodas have a rear wash wipe ?
........To remove the flies that crash into them.

What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ????
...............A Dreamer.

 

lol, I wish that were true!

(I just got my licence back with 3 more points on it!)

 

what has a skoda and a slapper got in common???

there both good fun untill your mates find out!!!

 

wasn't that "Whats a moped and fat bird got in common?"
they're both great fun until your mates see you riding one!!!

No Offence to overweight women or mopeds!!!

;-)BB