My mate at work wrote off his Alfa Spider, nothing to mad, just a 2.0 twin spark but a nice looking car,


His missus insisted it was replaced with another Cabrio,


He picks up on Friday, his








Nissan Micra Coupe Cabriolet




Oh my god, how could he allow it, now the Micra is a decent little anonymous shopping trolley but a CC draws attention to its driver, I am sure it will be reliable, easy to drive and economical but he will get chatted up at the lights by Gay Men who think he is trying a bit too hard to be gay, he is straight as a die but how could he allow this ?????


I would rather walk (during summer months, in the dark its ok, I would wear a ladies wig), I would rather be caught getting out of sheep !

 

Good god *shakes head*

 

please tell me he went for the barbie option

http://upload.moldova.org/auto/Nissa...Barbie_Car.jpg

 

he must be contemplating suicide buying one them c....! (couldnt bring myself to calling it a car) THINGS!!
i know i would make sure he aint talking to himself walking around town in simpsons slippers and picking up random pieces of wood!!

 

No more than usual.

I actually don't mind the standard one, we had one as a courtesy car, I was quite impressed, the CC will be ok but it just says too many things.

 

tut tut!!!!

thumb, under?????

 

I couldn't do that.

My wife wants a Mini.

I would like a Cooper S.

We would both like a drop top.

Can you see where this is going....

 

Dear god this has to be a wind up unless maybe he fancies a bit of homo hoop action.

 

No, he isn't a mega blokey bloke but his missus is very pretty, I have no suspicions in that direction, which makes it worse, perhaps he is the most hetero bloke there is in being comfortable driving such a vehicle ?

I dont think its a Gay car, its a girls car, I think most gay blokes probably go a bit more butch than that.

 

Saabs?

 

Whoa, no self respecting Gay man would be seen in a Saab !

My brother in law bought a Wrangler Jeep, Queer as Folk promoted it to No 1 Gay car, it was soon sold.

 

On the contrary, check out Number 2: Top Ten Gay Cars--Gay Auto Reviews

 

Phew my SAAB isn't a wagon

*mincer free*

 

I've always wanted to get a wrangler at some point

 

whoops, I had a saab cab a few years ago !

 

BMW 5 the gay professionals choice?!

Is it only cars that make you gay?

 

Snogging other men is reputed to make you look gay.

 

Subaru Outback at No 9?

 

Only if you kiss back

 

That is your first problem.












(unless this is one of those..ohhh a mate of mine secretly it is me actually scenarios )

 

Ok, colleague and I mentioned it to my missus who has long said I should get a Micra after we had one as a courtesy car and she said she souldnt let me get one of those Micra's, she would be quite happy for me to have a normal one and for me to suffer the humiliation and the psychological damage small hatchbacks can inflict on men, Micra's are for middle aged fat women, and I am not a woman !