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Katana 05 April 2004 09:50 AM

Celtic is crap. Rangers 4 lyfe!

moses 05 April 2004 10:08 AM

no rangerks are crap and celts4life

rangerks are national front and celtic are the liberators :D hail hail

Prince Popeye 05 April 2004 10:43 AM

'No doubt in years to come the chavs will be causing trouble.'

They are our worst threat since Achtung goeballs sent his Waffen SS Heinkwanks over to blighty. ain't that right Moses.

Any of you guys who can't identify with the common Chav must live in the middle of alaska. FFS they are everywhere and breeding like the common maggot. WE MUST STERILISE THE COMMON CHAV (e.g Katana LOL) or MARK MY WORDS WE ARE DOOMED!


Very funny site that chav glasgow site. LOL at the Scottish Chav. Methinks the Scots chav must be the worst form. A true primate. LOL

moses 05 April 2004 10:54 AM

yeah true popeye

scots neds are monkeys :D

Monkeh 05 April 2004 11:16 AM

I was out in Miltonkeynes lastnight, and it was Chav central, thousands of them everywhere.

I didnt hang around !!

Prince Popeye 05 April 2004 12:13 PM

Policing the Chav on a fri night is impossible. They just want to fight over their medallions and have a donna kebab whilst urinating in public and gloating over whose going to pull the local Chavette. Best to stay away. ;)

Katana 05 April 2004 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by Prince Popeye
WE MUST STERILISE THE COMMON CHAV (e.g Katana LOL) or MARK MY WORDS WE ARE DOOMED!

I get caught wearing Burbery's once and already I'm being accused of being a Chav. :(

I look better in a suit though. ;)

moses 05 April 2004 03:42 PM

kay aint a chav popeye, far from it he is a decent human being and a fellow ex guerilla fighter

Prince Popeye 05 April 2004 03:45 PM

'fellow ex guerilla fighter'

Chavs are a form of primate though ;)

moses 05 April 2004 04:01 PM

yeah i agree and kat aint a primate :D

but have a look at here

the cream a' glesga :D



http://www.bawbag.com/links/index.php

they have their own websites


http://www.andy-mac-ym-remo1.freeweb...com/photo.html

Prince Popeye 05 April 2004 05:10 PM

Just left a guestbook message for the Chavs Moses on that 2nd(bottom) website. Have a read ;)

I can't believe these primates exist. :( ;) :D

Katana 05 April 2004 07:55 PM

These pictures just make me not want to pay taxes anymore. 20 quid says all the girls in the photo will be giving birth in 4 months time and yours trully is going to have to support them for life.. :mad:

moses 05 April 2004 09:37 PM

yeah bros thats the sad thing about it


it makes me sick when i see a lil girl at 14 carrying a baby, parents dont give a damn where their kids are and are happy coz they may get some money from the government


its sad i aint allowed to swar, im glasgwegian and im getting mentaly stressed coz i cant swear

andypugh2000 05 April 2004 09:56 PM

another chav scum site, i see there is another post on their site :D

Katana 05 April 2004 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by moses
its sad i aint allowed to swar, im glasgwegian and im getting mentaly stressed coz i cant swear

Wait till you end up moving to Johnstone. I don't know how I can say any words without swearing. :D

moses 05 April 2004 10:41 PM

lol true :D , u really wanna go back to that silly place

buy a house in the southside bros and we can chill everyday and have some fun :D with the scooby locals

workshy_fopp 05 April 2004 10:56 PM

Oooh the Glasgow banter ;)
Anyway .......... They're Neds not Chavs

imlach 05 April 2004 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by workshy_fopp
Oooh the Glasgow banter ;)
Anyway .......... They're Neds not Chavs

Quite correct of course.
I refer to them as "neds", yet the term on Scoobynet seems to be "chavs".

However, if I see someone of an older age, "ned" doesn't seem appropriate. "Chav" is perhaps the mature form of "ned"?

Suffice to say, had to sit near 2 neds on the train the other day. Real proper Fife neds on their way into Edinburgh on a Friday afternoon for a session. Both had a bottle of Buckfast in their hand, with a mobile in the other. Discussion revolved around their mate who had "bopped" someone on the nose the other day. It was true Fife ned banter. I am not joking when I say that NO-ONE in England would understand a word of what they said :)

dij 06 April 2004 12:12 AM

WTF are you guys on about?

Neds,chavs,scum, all sound like the filth you would flush down a toilet

Poor buggers probably dont even know theyre called these things


(sighs)

Ok just round them up in an airtight room and give them nothing but beens on egg.

That should help them get their asses in gear

dij 06 April 2004 12:13 AM


Originally Posted by dij
WTF are you guys on about?

Neds,chavs,scum, all sound like the filth you would flush down a toilet

Poor buggers probably dont even know theyre called these things


(sighs)

Ok just round them up in an airtight room and give them nothing but beens on egg.

That should help them get their asses in gear

Oh and maybe just a bop on the nose before you lock the door

Katana 06 April 2004 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by moses
buy a house in the southside bros and we can chill everyday and have some fun :D with the scooby locals

Hehe I'll pass for now. I bought a flat in Johnstone for a certain amount and after a couple of years I sold it for the same amount I bought it for. Bad investment. :(

Move down south. We can get rich or die trying. :D

moses 06 April 2004 01:32 PM

lol bros im happy with the humble life as long as the bills get paid and my account not always overdrawn and the food gets to the table glory be to God

i dont chase money just torque :D


and cant wait till your back we shall rock :D

andypugh2000 06 April 2004 08:58 PM

did anyone see macityre's big sting on tonight, rounded up plenty of neds / chavs in teeside by using an elaborate sting and stood them before the courts, one even had a burberry cap on :D


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