Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover
(Post 6976983)
You can talk about peoples brains when you cant even compute the simple english that im typing.
M3 CSL = A road legal track car on semi slicks, simple as that. RS4 = Fast luxorious 4 door car on road tires R8 = Luxurious premium sports car on road tires When the R8 got tested on semi slicks, like ALL M3 CSL times are the R8 is FASTER!!!!!!!!!! |
Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover
(Post 6976999)
I thought you were a freelance journalist. You dont make that, otherwise you wouldnt be living in cornwall, as there is nothing to report there, and you wouldnt drive a crappy astra. And you wouldnt have said that a 30 grand car is a expensive car to you.
You have been caught out, liar :lol: You might have to look up PR in your Fisher Price dictionary. The Cornwall comment is not even worth looking at. Our house prices are the highest outside London. If you judge someone by their car, you're a complete tool. And a 30 grand car is expensive to several relatives of mine vast amounts. I did London for a year - enjoyed it but not going back. |
Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover
(Post 6976720)
Coming soon to 2008 A4's, A5's and A6's.
Engine specs. 3.0 TDI V6 Quad Turbo (two small two big) 350HP Also 3.0TDI V6 BlueTec Ultra clean diesel to meet extremely stringent US regulations. (which equals much much less emissions) 260hp for this unit BlueTec technology also applied to 2.0TDI making 204hp. Now that audi diesel engines are being refreshed BMW is in big doo doo :D And lets not forget audi's upcoming V12 TDI with an output of 500 bhp and 738 ft.-lbs. Doesnt look good for the competition does it :D :notworthy :luxhello: Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now. Craig PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid. |
Originally Posted by craigdmcd
(Post 6977748)
Mercedes already have a Bluetec diesel engine launched in the States, have a twin turbo V8 diesel that has been around for a few years that has to be restricted to 1000Nm to ease the strain on the gearboxes, and AMG have done a Pre-Production version of this engine (in a SL no less) and a triple turbo version of the current V6 in a SLK.
Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now. Craig PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid. peugeot WILL wipe the floor with them chap;) , just like group b etc etc....... your just like that lord of the rings bellend though......... ****ing boring!!!! audi are drab cars, full stop. i dont give a flying ****e what you say, they make boring dull cars!! give me a csl anyday even if its just for the noise! |
All the manufacturers can make big power diesels, whats the big deal ?
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hey im glad audi bummer is back ,i love browsin scoobynet to see his latest posts ,i can come home after a bad day at work and read some audi bummer posts and suddenly all my cares are forgotten and im rolling around on the floor laughin my ass off.
I say long live the biggest dickhead on any forum in the uk,im sure like me that thousands of others have a good old chuckle at his posts everyday.:notworthy |
Matt. Stop rising to the tosser mate! He obviously lives in his own little dream world. I think I have seen him there, woolly hat, faced pressed against the window of the care in the community bus going for a day trip to the zoo!!
Dave:D |
Originally Posted by ImNotAudiLover
(Post 6976939)
Just wait till its independenly tested then by sport auto. RS4 at 1700kg is not far off the race prepared CSL. The R8 which is lighter and sportier will be faster.
And the R8 will still have a nice interior whilst doing so, unlike the race track ready CSL. ;) :iamwithst By the way, reading this thread about how much money you make unblocking other peoples' turds out of their toilets has been quite amusing. The best bit is you even compare your salary to other people on here you don't even know. You are a bigger dick than I had originally thought possible (and that is saying something). To top it all off, you drive a knackered S40 and have never driven an Audi, beamer or any of the other cars you cut and paste about... you are simply a JOKE!:lol: Can't you get the hint: people keep banning you, they hate you, now go away. People reply to your threads because each time they give you more rope to hang your self, and it gives them a good laugh.:hjtwofing |
Misty, Skittles - I admit (like some dirty secret) to rather enjoying pasting AL again and again.
It reminds me of kickboxing tournaments against really poor opponents who keep on going and going. Except typing is much less knackering! |
Originally Posted by Matteeboy
(Post 6977151)
Wife and I RUN a PR company consisting of 6 staff, all very good at their jobs.
You might have to look up PR in your Fisher Price dictionary. The Cornwall comment is not even worth looking at. Our house prices are the highest outside London. If you judge someone by their car, you're a complete tool. And a 30 grand car is expensive to several relatives of mine vast amounts. I did London for a year - enjoyed it but not going back. Proof? You cant even manage your own reputation on scoobynet successfully, never mind someone else's. Matteeboy..... he left scoobynet before after being shown up for what he is in great shame. Hes now come back for more in his entire 9 stone "hulk-like" muscle bound figure. :lol: |
Originally Posted by craigdmcd
(Post 6977748)
Mercedes already have a Bluetec diesel engine launched in the States, have a twin turbo V8 diesel that has been around for a few years that has to be restricted to 1000Nm to ease the strain on the gearboxes, and AMG have done a Pre-Production version of this engine (in a SL no less) and a triple turbo version of the current V6 in a SLK.
Hardly looking like Audi are at the cutting edge now. Craig PS - Good luck to Peugeot with the new 907 in the LeMans 24, barring any mechanical problems, it should wipe the floor off all those other pesky diesels on the grid. Triple turbo so what audi is on quad turbo diesels. The difference between audi and mercedes diesels is that audi's are cleaner, more powerful and have a more beautiful power curve. Audi TDI's....head and shoulders above the competition:thumb: |
Audis' are so gay, I've yet to see one that isn't being driven by some middle aged 'family man' or 'dyed blonde' house hag! ;)
Vorsprungdorkchavwagon :thumb: |
Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
(Post 6983865)
Audis' are so gay, I've yet to see one that isn't being driven by some middle aged 'family man' or 'dyed blonde' house hag! ;)
Vorsprungdorkchavwagon :thumb: |
Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983874)
well seeing as you are a dyed blonde family man tell me why audi's appeal to your "type" so much ;)
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audidude, seriously, as much as we appreciate your love of the marque, stop trying to promote it, it already has a customer base, old people mainly, and there are a lot of old people about, (my dad drives an a4 and he really likes it, he doesn't like my car as it scares him), so we don't need your salesman pitch on this subaru forum (you do know this is a subaru forum, right?). You just keep coming across all geeky and nerdy, not a good look dude.
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Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
(Post 6983887)
Because they're given to us as fleet cars, and we either drive them or let our wives have them..... come on they're a pile of poo.... and nobody likes them, well apart from the gayers, and you like them...! hang on a mo..... that makes you a ....... ;)
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Originally Posted by stara
(Post 6983893)
audidude, seriously, as much as we appreciate your love of the marque, stop trying to promote it, it already has a customer base, old people mainly, and there are a lot of old people about, (my dad drives an a4 and he really likes it, he doesn't like my car as it scares him), so we don't need your salesman pitch on this subaru forum (you do know this is a subaru forum, right?). You just keep coming across all geeky and nerdy, not a good look dude.
Dont think your in any position to decide as to what is "cool" or not seeing as you use those words :lol1: |
Sorry AL but I left SN because I got bored of yours and a couple of others (who have now disappeared) utter tripe that you post.
Now you don't have ANY supporters, it's actually quite fun making you look a tit again and again and again. Better find that 2.5 stone I've lost in the last 24 hours - Scary. Still, I guess I could always be a fat trainee plumber who drives an old S40 eh? |
Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983901)
It is the bloody gayers trying to be cool or something. All the sexy celebs were driving about in audi's and now those copy cat poofs want to try and renact their style. Go away you poofs :mad:
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
(Post 6983909)
Sorry AL but I left SN because I got bored of yours and a couple of others (who have now disappeared) utter tripe that you post.
Now you don't have ANY supporters, it's actually quite fun making you look a tit again and again and again. Better find that 2.5 stone I've lost in the last 24 hours - Scary. Still, I guess I could always be a fat trainee plumber who drives an old S40 eh? Matteeboy.....He once claimed to have put on 2 stones of pure muscle in 3 months :lol: :cuckoo: |
Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
(Post 6983924)
Dawn French drives an audi :lol1: .... if that's your definition of sexy.... it would explain a lot about your love for audis' ;)
fit for a king ;) |
That'll be three stone in two years.
Keep gobbling those pies and keep on getting your fat neck stuck down those bog pans. |
Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983929)
The royal family drive audis :norty:
fit for a king ;) Oh yes, SEXY bunch they are...... :lol1: so then, Audi... fit for bucktoothed inbreds :thumb: |
Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
(Post 6983942)
Oh yes, SEXY bunch they are...... :lol1: so then, Audi... fit for bucktoothed inbreds :thumb:
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Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983947)
And kate middleton :norty:
Fit for royal castoff's then, feck you've got to be bad to get ditched by the ginger twins ;) |
Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983907)
lol "geeky" "nerdy" and "dude". Are you a yank or just an utter "moron".
Dont think your in any position to decide as to what is "cool" or not seeing as you use those words :lol1: Are you a kraut or a fkin retard? |
Originally Posted by Non +Plus Member
(Post 6983953)
That inbred jizz bag :lol1:
Fit for royal castoff's then, feck you've got to be bad to get ditched by the ginger twins ;) |
Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983957)
Audi TT got voted worlds sexiest car......by the italian public :D
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Originally Posted by LordOfTheRings
(Post 6983957)
Audi TT got voted worlds sexiest car......by the italian public :D
oh well - bye bye dick head :D |
Yes and the Italians stay home with their Mummys until they are about 35.
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