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mr flibble 26 December 2003 02:30 PM

Subaru Impreza Turbo'98-'00' 4/1994 215/5600 214/4000 177 5.4 144

Audi TT 3.2 quattro £29,995 6/3189 250/6300 236/3200 167 6.4 155
Audi TT (180bhp) £24,050 4/1781 180/5500 173/1950 129 7.4 140
Audi TT (225bhp) £26,750 4/1781 225/5900 206/2200 164 6.1 150

(EVO mag)

gonna be down to driver...............


M.


nos"TT" 26 December 2003 04:05 PM

MY AUDI TT(320BHP) RECORDED THE FOLLOWING TIMES AT BRUNTINGTHORPE USING V BOX TIMING GEAR 0-60 5.14SECS,0-100 12.2SECS,1/4MILE 13.58 AT 103.67 MPH. I THINK I WOULD BEAT 90% OF SCOOBYS ON THIS SITE!

misty 26 December 2003 04:10 PM

Think away! How many haircuts have you done this week????
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chrisp 26 December 2003 04:14 PM


MY AUDI TT(320BHP) RECORDED THE FOLLOWING TIMES AT BRUNTINGTHORPE USING V BOX TIMING GEAR 0-60 5.14SECS,0-100 12.2SECS,1/4MILE 13.58 AT 103.67 MPH. I THINK I WOULD BEAT 90% OF SCOOBYS ON THIS SITE!
Glad to be one of the 10% LOL

misty 26 December 2003 04:18 PM

Chrisp, I seem to remember a song about 1 in 10!!!
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nos"TT" 26 December 2003 04:29 PM

MISTY,WHAT ARE YOUR TIMES? oh and i know a hairdresser who drives a 600bhp twin turboTT what do you reckon his chances are on this forum? 0-60 in less than 3secs and full of hairdriers etc.

[Edited by nos"TT" - 12/26/2003 4:39:57 PM]

misty 26 December 2003 04:42 PM

0-60 5.13SECS, 0-100 12.1SECS, 1/4MILE 13.57 AT 103.68MPH!
is that just enough!!
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YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS 1000!!!!!!!!! WHAT A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://img4.photobucket.com/albums/.../fireworks.gif





[Edited by misty - 12/26/2003 5:25:03 PM]

Cupramax 26 December 2003 04:42 PM


MY AUDI TT(320BHP) RECORDED THE FOLLOWING TIMES AT BRUNTINGTHORPE USING V BOX TIMING GEAR 0-60 5.14SECS,0-100 12.2SECS,1/4MILE 13.58 AT 103.67 MPH. I THINK I WOULD BEAT 90% OF SCOOBYS ON THIS SITE!
God there is some sh1te being written in this thread. Who really gives a toss who you can beat.

nos"TT" 26 December 2003 05:00 PM

I DIDN'T TILL I READ ALL THE IMMATURE COMMENTS ABOUT THE TT,NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IS THERE CUPRAMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway it's just called freindly banter amongst fellow car enthusiasts!

[Edited by nos"TT" - 12/26/2003 5:04:47 PM]

misty 26 December 2003 05:02 PM

Has your key board got a problem? or can you only write in upper case??
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nos"TT" 26 December 2003 05:06 PM

is that better?

misty 26 December 2003 05:09 PM

Oh!! yes. It now means your not shouting anymore m8!!
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nos"TT" 26 December 2003 05:16 PM

sorry misty! some of the comments on this thread did piss me off hairdresser,gay! etc,etc,etc.

misty 26 December 2003 05:26 PM

If you stay on here matey boy, you'll soon get used to it!!
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nos"TT" 26 December 2003 05:39 PM

fair comment!

R6 26 December 2003 06:22 PM


Scoobs fast? Please! I gave one such a spanking the other day, I pulled over, made him relinquish his puffa jacket so that i may lag my central heating cylinder, and made him my bitch. I also forced him to turn his front fogs off and wear his baseball cap round the right.
PMSLRARONTFKMYANTR,OR (LOL) FOR SHORT

Mad Gypsy 27 December 2003 09:50 AM

LOL You lot still posting over Xmas! Get yourself girlfreinds (boyfreinds for TT owners).
A TT IS a Gay car, full stop.

Now then nancy boys, don't get brave, or you will get bitch slapped, and get pimped out. :D

As for the race I had with the TT not happening, you either believe me or you don't. It DID have a small silver sticker with '225' on it under a small metal badge on the back.
If you don't beleive me, bring along your own Gay TT and I'll give it the thrashing of a lifetime.

A TT is right up there with your MX5's, MR2's, Beatle Cab (a TT with a pretty frock on), Suzuki Vitara and a whole host of other homosexual cars.
So you bought a Gay car, GET USED TO IT.


(I just love winding you shirt lifters/pillow biters/fudge packers up):D:D:D:D:D

mn_angrybeats 27 December 2003 10:29 AM

Get yourself a RWD car as your both faggots for driving 4x4 cars and you beat a car that has 65hp less what a man sorry faggot you are :-)

Or are you from the Scoobynet train of thought that a RWD car will throw you into the first ditch if it's wet ?

:-)


Mad Gypsy 27 December 2003 11:17 AM

My last two cars were BMW's, My next maybe a Cerbera.
Are yow alriohgt mate? You seem a bit upset numb nuts. :D:D


def 27 December 2003 12:12 PM

Nos tt is Nos your only moddz???
I think mad gypsy has it spot on with his whats gay and whats not list.10/10


[Edited by def - 12/27/2003 2:40:41 PM]

misty 27 December 2003 01:49 PM

WOW!!!! I thought this thread was long dead! but it just keeps on going. Gay isn't that bad is it???
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mn_angrybeats 27 December 2003 05:08 PM

Stop talking about a Cerbera and get one then :-) I have been there and done that...

http://www.mini2.com/gallery/persona...hr_cerbera.jpg

Mad Gypsy 27 December 2003 05:15 PM

Am I meant to be impressed?

def 27 December 2003 05:19 PM

Thats not a tvr thats a Seat leon!!!!

mn_angrybeats 27 December 2003 05:26 PM

Maybe taking your baseball cap off would stop your blinkered view ?

:-)

No need to state figures really, it would murder your underpowered faggoty 4x4..

Mad Gypsy 27 December 2003 05:35 PM

While I think mn_angrybeats is a proper knob, that aint no Seat!

If a 4.5 then 0-60 in 3.9 and 0-100 in 8.3. That would blow away ANY scoob. (in the dry and in a straight line of course)

If it's a speed six then you really are a tw4t.

mn_angrybeats 27 December 2003 05:42 PM

Nah it was a 4.2 mate 0-100 in 9 secs 360hp...however I will never own a TVR ever again to many problems if you get one good luck..

Then again you must know I know own a faggoty Gay 240hp Cooper S Oh and a AE86.....

I love beating TT's too, each to their own mate live an let live :-) if it wasn't for me there would be one more fat bird on the pull...



Mad Gypsy 27 December 2003 06:16 PM

lol @ mn_angrybeats. Fair enough mate.

def 27 December 2003 07:05 PM

the Seat is behind the tvr(my attempt @ humour).
ae86 is the doggs 10/10

def 27 December 2003 07:08 PM

mn angrybeats I own a 200sx not a scooby and ive been in a 1,8 200sx that would eat any tvr barr the speed 12.
0-100 7.4

[Edited by def - 12/27/2003 7:09:46 PM]


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