Originally Posted by LuckyWelshchap (Post 11204827)

I wanna tell you a story.............

China, many years ago.
A young lad goes up to a visiting priest and says "Father, I have been told about Heaven and Hell, but where is the proof?"

The priest says "Follow me my son, and I will show you" and they walk up a mountain and into a cave, and from there they descend deep into the Earth.

Eventually they come upon a vast cavern, and in it are many people, people who are fettered to the walls by ankle chains.

In the middle of the cavern is a banquet, every food you can imagine.
The people have chopsticks, but ones that are 6 feet long, so of course they cannot feed. They are emaciated, they cry in hunger.

"This is so cruel", says the boy.

"Yes, my son, it does appear that way" says the venerable old man "but these people lived their selfish lives and are now getting their comeuppance. They enhanced their mortal existence at the expense of their fellow man.

Come, follow me and now I will show you Heaven" and with that the priest set off farther into the system of caves.

Eventually they come upon a cavern exactly as the last one.

Lots of people, all fettered, all with long chopsticks and a glorious buffet out of reach without using the chopsticks.

But here they are all in good condition, they are happy. There is no wailing, no hunger.

The lad turns to the priest and says "Father, how can this be so. Do the angels provide for them?"

"Oh no, my son" says the old man "in here they all feed each other".

Originally Posted by MattyB1983 (Post 11204877)

You do come out with some random sh1t fella :lol1:

Originally Posted by blackpoolrock (Post 11204823)

God he must be retarded to try and make you look like a cock, you do that all by your self !