You can tie me up anyday :norty: :D

Ahhh yes (in my best Churchill dog voice) I better not post links here though, I might get banned :nono: :D

Okley dokley in my best Flanders voice.:D

Hell of a lot of slevering going on in this inane muppet worthy thread. I take it the OP is good looking then? Or are you all virgin geeks? :D

'Slavering'. Virgin geeks who can spell.;)

:eek: you a virgin

Why, you offering your deflowering services?:p

No not my line of work, am sure tam will help :p :lol1:

I may have to don my Queen of Sheba outfit.:thumb:

Am sure he will love it :lol1:

On that bombshell it striketh the hour of my you know what?:D

:wonder: hmmmm, why you always go bed this hour :wonder:

Well my dear Lou it's like this you see.........:D

yes yes yes ..............???:Suspiciou

I could tell you but I would have to kill you.......Therefore it's goodnight from him and goodnight from me.:thumb:

Hmmm:Suspiciou I will get to the bottom of it :D

Night night :sleep:

Ahem, slevering is a well used Scottish term, and as I'm Scottish... Get back to me once you get a shag ;) :D

Ooooo check you out :D

These scottish people are highly strung, eh tam :lol1: :D ;)

:razz: :)

Fine pair you've got there.:thumb:

Na they look like implants :nono: :D

<Examines breasts manually> They feel okay to me Tam.:confused:

You need to do the 'lie her down test' if they go under her armpite = real, if they stay in upright position = fake :D

Aaah I see, the scientific method. Come on Lou assume the position.:D

Yep, get the tits oot Lou :thumb:

:eek2: you two are in serious trouble :mad:

Looks like we're gonna get it :eek: :D

Is it going to hurt Lou?:cry: