Originally Posted by tony de wonderful (Post 9794002)

I say that because wouldn't it be a bit 'difficult' to just shove it into a woman who is asleep - and by implication not properly 'warmed up'?

:lol1:

Originally Posted by Dingdongler (Post 9793952)

It does for some, you can tell who they are because they run out and buy a Porsche.:lol1:;)

Originally Posted by tony de wonderful (Post 9794002)

I say that because wouldn't it be a bit 'difficult' to just shove it into a woman who is asleep - and by implication not properly 'warmed up'?

:lol1:

Originally Posted by Dingdongler (Post 9793952)

It does for some, you can tell who they are because they run out and buy a Porsche.:lol1:;)

Originally Posted by Trout (Post 9793956)

From what I have heard that's only Turbo owners ;) :p

Originally Posted by MMT WRX (Post 9794044)

:D

I'd say more an over excited hobble rather than run. :D

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794097)

:Suspiciou


(some of us had a Porsche before we were 40...)

:)

Originally Posted by MMT WRX (Post 9794165)

It was aimed at the fishy one. :thumb:

and obviously only in jest as I have a sneaky feeling reaches a milestone birthday very soon

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794206)

I thought as much, but he must be nearing 60, surely :)

I thought your 'hobbling' comment was aimed more at me - and is actually factually correct at the moment :thumb: :lol1:

Originally Posted by Trout (Post 9794267)

You can all go and fek off...

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uplo...ar-old-man.jpg

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794097)

:Suspiciou


(some of us had a Porsche before we were 40...)

:)

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794206)

I thought as much, but he must be nearing 60, surely :)

I thought your 'hobbling' comment was aimed more at me - and is actually factually correct at the moment :thumb: :lol1:

Originally Posted by Chip (Post 9794349)

Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

Originally Posted by Chip (Post 9794349)

Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

Originally Posted by skoobidude (Post 9792855)

Went out for a birthday bash a couple of nights ago with some friends. I txt'd a girl from work on the off-chance she could be out in town. She wasn't but as she was at a loose end she and her friend decided to come to town and join us.
Now this girl is a good work-friend of mine and we often go out in a small gang on drinking sessions. Good times...

Anyway the other night, after lots of drinking, eventually we were down to myself, the two girls and - I'd call him a distant friend..
Now he is a bit of a perv and has history but in recent years has had no stories to tell. Eventually I called it a night and left him out with the girls (he had not met them prior to this night out). Girls had suggested earlier they didn't want to be left with him but before I left them I assured them they should be ok..

Turned out they got absolutely smashed and all went back to my friends.. He was said to be walking around the house naked, entered bedroom 1 and proceeded to start shagging her. She awoke and let him continue. He then made an excuse to fetch some water and you won't believe this but entered the other bedroom and shagged her friend too.
I'm not sure if they both know he did them but I'm pretty disgusted.
At first I laughed but having spoken to my work friend (who is in bedroom 1 - sorry I mention no names) her story is rather scary and she is quite shaken and spooked by it.

Now this could almost be classed as rape but I think it may have to blow over due to the fact he was allowed to go as far as he did, regardless that they were all steaming and half asleep when he took advantage.

I really regret asking her to come out and blame myself to some extent.

I'm expecting a mixed response here mainly due to the mentality of some peeps but when you know these girls it is very much out of character. And no I'm not jealous either before anyone suggests, just a bit bothered.
These are young girls in their early 20s whilst the guy is in his 40s and already a granddad.

Originally Posted by Chip (Post 9794349)

Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

Originally Posted by Chip (Post 9794349)

Trout parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, Trout grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, he starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

After he finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

'I can't believe how materialistic you Scoobynetters are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
Trout looks down in horror.

'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...

Originally Posted by Lee247 (Post 9794315)

And some of us don't want a Porsche :D

Originally Posted by MMT WRX (Post 9794324)

Ah yes, sorry I forgot, how did the op go and are you on the mend? :thumb:

Originally Posted by arumdevil (Post 9793352)

I could have entered her and left many deposits don't think she would have woken up (no I never did that, not into necrophilia!)

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794558)

And for avoidance of doubt everyone, it was Dingo who started on about Porsches ( 'cos he's bought an old mans pimp-skate) :o

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794551)

Thank God for that.... there's too many around as it is :p

Originally Posted by Lee247 (Post 9794745)

:lol1:

I want one of these, asap :thumb:

http://www.gothamdreamcars.com/image...0-spider-1.jpg

Originally Posted by Trout (Post 9794750)

If you were a man with a car like that I would describe you as some on their late 40's/early 50's who would be out their trying to get young girls pissed so he could get his leg over, even better if there were two or three of them...


...oh, wait...

Originally Posted by zip106 (Post 9794756)

If you can't get the Scoob off your drive without hitting the fence in a bit of snow, you've absolutely no chance of budging that without damage! :)