MY99 Scoob Must Go!
15 March 2004, 06:56 PM
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MY99 Scoob Must Go!
Re-advertised with a new specification and price – must go to pay for the P1 I can’t afford…
So here goes: My much loved and cherished Scooby has been owned from new, it’s in showroom condition and I want it to go to a good home and receive the same tlc I’ve lavished on it. As a "mature" driver it’s always been treated properly and never raced or been on a track day.
Registered: March 29th 1999 (T-reg)
Colour: Green
Style: Wagon
Owners: 1
Mileage: 63,500
MoT: to March 2005
Tax: to March 2004
History: Full SSH (75K service due carried out March 15th)
Tyres: 4 new Toyo Proxy T1-S Tyres
All the usual Scooby refinements plus:
1) Air con (dealer fitted)
2) Standard silver 5-spoke 16inch wheels uniquely re-furbished with a light reflecting metallic green effect
3) Eibach lowered race springs + geometry re-set and 4-wheel alignment by TSL (major league improvement in handling)
4) Goodridge stainless steel braided brake hoses
5) EBC grooved and drilled discs front and back, with EBC "green" pads (all fitted new September 2003)
6) Broquet Fuel Catalyst
7) Subaru stainless steel rear treadplate (dealer fitted)
8) Subaru moulded rubber side impact protection strips (dealer fitted)
9) Stainless steel "Impreza" treadplates (4)
10) TSL Sti5-style "deep spoiler" front bumper
11) Professionally fitted tinted windows all round (5 year guarantee)
12) Alloy pedals
13) Carbon-effect cover for instrument panel
14) Personalised number plates and original (legal) design
Please see next mail for clickable links to the pictures courtesy of Donutman.
Price: £8,750 – no offers please; it is worth every penny (and I will be advertising in the Press at £9,250ono).
If you want a Scoob that’s just nicely run-in and does what it says on the box, this is it!
Cheers
Dave Blows
So here goes: My much loved and cherished Scooby has been owned from new, it’s in showroom condition and I want it to go to a good home and receive the same tlc I’ve lavished on it. As a "mature" driver it’s always been treated properly and never raced or been on a track day.
Registered: March 29th 1999 (T-reg)
Colour: Green
Style: Wagon
Owners: 1
Mileage: 63,500
MoT: to March 2005
Tax: to March 2004
History: Full SSH (75K service due carried out March 15th)
Tyres: 4 new Toyo Proxy T1-S Tyres
All the usual Scooby refinements plus:
1) Air con (dealer fitted)
2) Standard silver 5-spoke 16inch wheels uniquely re-furbished with a light reflecting metallic green effect
3) Eibach lowered race springs + geometry re-set and 4-wheel alignment by TSL (major league improvement in handling)
4) Goodridge stainless steel braided brake hoses
5) EBC grooved and drilled discs front and back, with EBC "green" pads (all fitted new September 2003)
6) Broquet Fuel Catalyst
7) Subaru stainless steel rear treadplate (dealer fitted)
8) Subaru moulded rubber side impact protection strips (dealer fitted)
9) Stainless steel "Impreza" treadplates (4)
10) TSL Sti5-style "deep spoiler" front bumper
11) Professionally fitted tinted windows all round (5 year guarantee)
12) Alloy pedals
13) Carbon-effect cover for instrument panel
14) Personalised number plates and original (legal) design
Please see next mail for clickable links to the pictures courtesy of Donutman.
Price: £8,750 – no offers please; it is worth every penny (and I will be advertising in the Press at £9,250ono).
If you want a Scoob that’s just nicely run-in and does what it says on the box, this is it!
Cheers
Dave Blows
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15 March 2004, 07:08 PM
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the links were not working m8.so i uploaded them to webspace m8 and redid them for you. let me know if you want any removed or you want some more pics up.
btw
i will email you in a bit
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16 March 2004, 04:55 PM
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I know you can buy cheaper, but this is mint! Come on guys - form an orderly queue or at least put in some btts for me cos this thread moves so damn fast a P1 couldn't keep up!
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16 March 2004, 07:34 PM
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Heh heh - that's my grandad (!) and the miserable git wouldn't pose in the nude...
Would have used my wife but that's even more scary (thank god she never uses snet...!)
Would have used my wife but that's even more scary (thank god she never uses snet...!)
16 March 2004, 09:14 PM
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On Your Own Head Be It
OK, guys, you asked for it - if this is the only way to keep this thread alive, so be it. Bad joke coming...A local yokel, looking to do odd jobs, knocks at the back door of a country house. The owner hands him a can of Dulux and a 2" brush and says: "Go to the front entrance and paint the porch".
An hour later the yokel goes to the back door for his wages and as he is leaving says to the owner: "By the way, it isn't a porch, it's an Aston Martin."
There'll be more unless a) someone else does btts; b) someone buys the damn thing!
17 March 2004, 07:06 PM
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Slipped to page 2! Despite Trem's pleading and the lack of interest (!), you were warned. Here's terrible joke number 2 of 20,000...
Heard the tale of the rabbit that jumps into the road and, skilled though the driver is, his Don Palmer-taught manoeuvre just isn’t good enough and he splats the bunny.
A sensitive soul, the driver stops to see if there’s anything he can do, but the furry little creature has gone to the great bunny hop in the sky.
The driver breaks down and cries just as a woman motorist is passing. She stops and asks what’s wrong. "I feel terrible," he sobs, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde woman pulls out a spray can and empties the contents overs the rabbit’s mangled remains. Up jumps the rabbit, waves its paws and hops off down the road. Ten feet away, the bunny turns and waves again. And every 10 feet until it disappears into the distance.
The man is astonished: "What is in that can?" he demands. "What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The blonde shows him the can and on the label it says: "Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
Heard the tale of the rabbit that jumps into the road and, skilled though the driver is, his Don Palmer-taught manoeuvre just isn’t good enough and he splats the bunny.
A sensitive soul, the driver stops to see if there’s anything he can do, but the furry little creature has gone to the great bunny hop in the sky.
The driver breaks down and cries just as a woman motorist is passing. She stops and asks what’s wrong. "I feel terrible," he sobs, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde woman pulls out a spray can and empties the contents overs the rabbit’s mangled remains. Up jumps the rabbit, waves its paws and hops off down the road. Ten feet away, the bunny turns and waves again. And every 10 feet until it disappears into the distance.
The man is astonished: "What is in that can?" he demands. "What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The blonde shows him the can and on the label it says: "Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
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and there's more...
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
18 March 2004, 11:06 PM
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and again
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
19 March 2004, 11:47 AM
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Well, I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may
break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From
there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
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Slipped a long way down ... deserves a longer joke!
A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date nor any sex for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her personal physician recommended Dr ****, a well-known Chinese sex Therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr **** took one look at her and said: "Ok, take off aw your crows."
She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Dr ****, "get dow on your knees and craw reery, reery fass away from me to other side of room."
Having done that, Dr **** said: "Ok, turn row and craw reery, reery fass back to me."
Once again she obliged. Dr **** slowly shook his head. "Ok, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. That why you have no dates, that why you no get sex."
Confused, the woman asked: "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" **** replied: "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ****!"
A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date nor any sex for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.Her personal physician recommended Dr ****, a well-known Chinese sex Therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr **** took one look at her and said: "Ok, take off aw your crows."
She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Dr ****, "get dow on your knees and craw reery, reery fass away from me to other side of room."
Having done that, Dr **** said: "Ok, turn row and craw reery, reery fass back to me."
Once again she obliged. Dr **** slowly shook his head. "Ok, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. That why you have no dates, that why you no get sex."
Confused, the woman asked: "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" **** replied: "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ****!"
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