T5-1 Cossie-0
12 April 2004, 01:55 PM
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T5-1 Cossie-0
You may laugh at the Volvos but there`s some speedy ones out there 
"IM DRIVING ALONG IN MY 330 BHP COSWORTH WHEN THIS WHITE VOLVO CAME AND PARKED ON MY BUMPER, ITS A VOLVO ILL **** ALL OVER IT. SO I BOOTED IT TO ABOUT 147 MPH, LOOKED IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR EXPECTING THE VOLVO TO BE MILES IN THE DISTANCE.(WRONG) THE WHITE VOLVO WAS STILL ON MY BUMPER AND GAINING, NOT QUICKLY BUT GAINING. MY SPEEDO WAS READING 156 MPH WHEN THE VOLVO OVERTOOK ME. COSSIE SPEEDO'S ARE NOT THAT ACCURATE, BUT NEVER THE LESS I HAD MY **** KICKED BY THIS WHITE VOLVO. I MET THE GUY A FEW WEEKS LATER AND BOUGHT THE VOLVO THAT OVERTOOK ME. I AM NOW SELLING DUE TO MY LIFE EXPENTANCY BEING SHORTENED BY THIS CAR !!!!!!! ALL THE ABOVE OBVIOUSLY HAPPENED ON THE AUTOBAHN !!!!!!!
ITS A 1998 VOLVO T5 EX POLICE CAR READING 133K ON THE CLOCK. THE ENGINE AND RUNNING GEAR ARE PERFECT. I BOUGHT THE CAR 12 MTHS AGO FOR £4500 FROM AN EX POLICE APPROVED DEALER,SPEND GOOD MONEY ON AN EX POLICE CAR OR YOU GET AN AUCTION ROOM KNACKER.THE CAR HAS BEEN COMPLETELY STRIPPED OUT, INSIDE, LEAVING 2 BUCKET SEATS AND 2 HARNESSES ONE BEING A 6 POINT LUKE. THE ENGINE IS A 2.3 20 VALVE TURBO 5 CYLINDER. IT IS BOOSTING TO 1 BAR GIVING SOMEWHERE IN THE REGION OF 280 TO 300 BRAKE HORSE, AND GIVING OVER 300 FOOT POUNDS OF TORQUE. IT IS QUICK AND MORE SO VERY VERY RELIABLE. UNLIKE MY COSSIE.THE CAR IS MANUAL AND HAS AN EIBACH 60MM LOWERING KIT ALL ROUND.THE WHEELS ARE 8 X 17 O.Z SUPERLEGGERA WHICH ARE AS GOOD AS NEW AND LESS THAN 6 MONTHS OLD WITH NEW 215 40 17 YOKO 309's THESE COST OVER £1000. THE BRAKES ARE DISKS ALL ROUND THE FRONTS BEING 304MM WHICH ARE FAIRLY BIG. THE CAR IS FITTED WITH A SPEC R DUMP VALVE AND PIPERCROSS INDUCTION KIT THE DUMP VALVE TO BUY IS ABOUT £300. THE CAR FLUTES OFF ON EVERY GEAR CHANGE, GIVING WASTE GATE CHATTER. DRIVING DOWN THE STREET WITH A VOLVO DUMPING OFF RAISES A FEW EYE BROWS. THIS CAR WOULD MAKE A PERFECT READY TO RUN TRACK CAR THAT HANDLES AND STOPS SUPERB. THE DISABLED BADGE IS FOR MY OWN WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR. TOP SPEED ON THIS CAR WITH INTERIOR AND BOOSTING TO 0.5 IS BOOKED AT 157MPH IT GOES OFF THE CLOCK WHICH IS 155MPH. IM SURE ITS GOOD FOR ABOUT 160MPH+. COVERED MOST THINGS ANY QUERIES LET ME KNOW. BID WELL"
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Lee
850 T5
"IM DRIVING ALONG IN MY 330 BHP COSWORTH WHEN THIS WHITE VOLVO CAME AND PARKED ON MY BUMPER, ITS A VOLVO ILL **** ALL OVER IT. SO I BOOTED IT TO ABOUT 147 MPH, LOOKED IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR EXPECTING THE VOLVO TO BE MILES IN THE DISTANCE.(WRONG) THE WHITE VOLVO WAS STILL ON MY BUMPER AND GAINING, NOT QUICKLY BUT GAINING. MY SPEEDO WAS READING 156 MPH WHEN THE VOLVO OVERTOOK ME. COSSIE SPEEDO'S ARE NOT THAT ACCURATE, BUT NEVER THE LESS I HAD MY **** KICKED BY THIS WHITE VOLVO. I MET THE GUY A FEW WEEKS LATER AND BOUGHT THE VOLVO THAT OVERTOOK ME. I AM NOW SELLING DUE TO MY LIFE EXPENTANCY BEING SHORTENED BY THIS CAR !!!!!!! ALL THE ABOVE OBVIOUSLY HAPPENED ON THE AUTOBAHN !!!!!!!
ITS A 1998 VOLVO T5 EX POLICE CAR READING 133K ON THE CLOCK. THE ENGINE AND RUNNING GEAR ARE PERFECT. I BOUGHT THE CAR 12 MTHS AGO FOR £4500 FROM AN EX POLICE APPROVED DEALER,SPEND GOOD MONEY ON AN EX POLICE CAR OR YOU GET AN AUCTION ROOM KNACKER.THE CAR HAS BEEN COMPLETELY STRIPPED OUT, INSIDE, LEAVING 2 BUCKET SEATS AND 2 HARNESSES ONE BEING A 6 POINT LUKE. THE ENGINE IS A 2.3 20 VALVE TURBO 5 CYLINDER. IT IS BOOSTING TO 1 BAR GIVING SOMEWHERE IN THE REGION OF 280 TO 300 BRAKE HORSE, AND GIVING OVER 300 FOOT POUNDS OF TORQUE. IT IS QUICK AND MORE SO VERY VERY RELIABLE. UNLIKE MY COSSIE.THE CAR IS MANUAL AND HAS AN EIBACH 60MM LOWERING KIT ALL ROUND.THE WHEELS ARE 8 X 17 O.Z SUPERLEGGERA WHICH ARE AS GOOD AS NEW AND LESS THAN 6 MONTHS OLD WITH NEW 215 40 17 YOKO 309's THESE COST OVER £1000. THE BRAKES ARE DISKS ALL ROUND THE FRONTS BEING 304MM WHICH ARE FAIRLY BIG. THE CAR IS FITTED WITH A SPEC R DUMP VALVE AND PIPERCROSS INDUCTION KIT THE DUMP VALVE TO BUY IS ABOUT £300. THE CAR FLUTES OFF ON EVERY GEAR CHANGE, GIVING WASTE GATE CHATTER. DRIVING DOWN THE STREET WITH A VOLVO DUMPING OFF RAISES A FEW EYE BROWS. THIS CAR WOULD MAKE A PERFECT READY TO RUN TRACK CAR THAT HANDLES AND STOPS SUPERB. THE DISABLED BADGE IS FOR MY OWN WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR. TOP SPEED ON THIS CAR WITH INTERIOR AND BOOSTING TO 0.5 IS BOOKED AT 157MPH IT GOES OFF THE CLOCK WHICH IS 155MPH. IM SURE ITS GOOD FOR ABOUT 160MPH+. COVERED MOST THINGS ANY QUERIES LET ME KNOW. BID WELL"
Made me chuckle
Lee
850 T5
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12 April 2004, 03:15 PM
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This is not a for sale ad!!!!!
Sorry, after looking at the thread it seems like it`s me & I`m selling a car, it`s not! It`s an advert a mate showed me on ebay & I just copied & pasted the text, the link to the proper ad is on the bottom!
Sorry about the confusion & I did`nt realise about ebay link
Sorry about the confusion & I did`nt realise about ebay link
Last edited by Big Lee2; 12 April 2004 at 03:19 PM. Reason: Moderator moved by mistake!