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Old 23 January 2002, 10:10 PM
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I bought a very nice Ford Escort Ghia Cabriolet last year as a summer plaything - I will be advertising it soon, the first hint of Spring and it will be gone!! the wise money gets in first!!

So, offering it to those who know, on Scoobynet what bollox eh?

Anyway, someone may know someone who knows someone - you get the picture!! Some Details:- 1987, (Qualifies for Classic car insurance!), Ghia model, its all in exceptional condition considering its now 15 years old!!, white with black roof, been gathering dust in the garage for months - need the room, taxed and MOT'd, Reading/Basingstoke area. £1200!!! yes, £1200!!! the price of a computer!! This car will NOT lose money like your Scoobies!! next year, year after it will be worth the same if not more!!

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Has it got gold wheels?

Good luck with the sale.
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Old 23 January 2002, 10:42 PM
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Har Har Bloody Har Har!!

I expect to be roasted as I roast others!!

Be gentle with me

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Old 23 January 2002, 10:54 PM
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Old 23 January 2002, 11:07 PM
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HEY!!!!

NO sniggering either!!

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Do you get voucher for a free cut and blow dry?
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Ghia means it was owned by the Salon MANAGER
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Old 23 January 2002, 11:40 PM
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Old 24 January 2002, 09:10 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

OK - An apology to Pete -

Sorry M8. I have accused you in the past of being too cynical with no sense of humour. How could I have thought that. This post shows what a GSOH you have. 1200.00 - brilliant !!
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Old 24 January 2002, 11:18 AM
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Does it come with furry dice, tiger skin seat covers with matching steering wheel cover and a lipstick holder?

Only joking, best of luck with your sale, couldn't help myself!!!
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Old 24 January 2002, 02:28 PM
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Fat Bloke - sod off

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Old 24 January 2002, 03:56 PM
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<sits at the back trying desperatly not to laugh>

Ah well, you'll never be short of bumps for this thread..
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Old 24 January 2002, 06:27 PM
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Easy guys. AND GIRLS
I've got a Scort 2.

EDITED to adjust sexist post.

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is this why u were asking about the leopard skin handbag???? You are right, it would complete the ensemble and make it far easier to sell ;-)

LOL

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Old 24 January 2002, 09:17 PM
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Anyway - i'll bid 2 pints of lager and a packet of dry roasted

P.S. How can that qualify for classic car insurance?
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Old 24 January 2002, 10:09 PM
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So, I take it that no-one quite appreciates the Classic nature of the beast??

You surely wouldnt rather spend £1200 on a set of Gold Wheels - which have no value come resale time??

Come on, I thought, " There are so many women on here that surely to god one would like it!! "

I can get away with it see - 19 stone gorilla in Cabriolet looks like .................................................. ......
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a 19 stone Gorilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and no-one would say anything else would they?? there is NO roof see and sound travels

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 1/24/2002 10:12:57 PM]
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Old 25 January 2002, 12:18 AM
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btt to keep everyone laughing - Pete - at the last count I had about 2% body fat. If you are 19 stone, you need to be at least 23 foot tall or have 52 inch biceps to get near. But I can laugh at fat bloke. Can you laugh at 1200.00 quid?
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Old 25 January 2002, 09:52 AM
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Fat Bloke:-

2% body fat??

Bollox to that man - bit tarty isnt it?? sweetie??

I need a cushion mate!!

If I have any more cheek I will come and wee on your golds!!

I am amazed that you think £1200 is a lot of money???? I, JUST, might pull my socks on for that!!

Tell you what, if you would struggle to raise the necessary I may arrange it in instalements?

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 1/25/2002 9:53:12 AM]
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Old 25 January 2002, 09:59 AM
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Is this a wind-up ?
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Old 25 January 2002, 10:00 AM
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Corner

[Edited cos I thought this was a muppet thread]

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Old 25 January 2002, 08:51 PM
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This is no muppet thread!!

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Old 26 January 2002, 12:48 AM
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It isnt??
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Old 26 January 2002, 04:53 PM
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Ok, thats it!!!!

No-one on Scoobynet can buy it!! no good begging!! you are all stuck up your Imprezas tailpipes!!!

Ha Ha Ha Pete
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Old 29 January 2002, 06:10 PM
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come on??

back to top for the bargain of the year

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 1/29/2002 6:11:13 PM]
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Old 02 February 2002, 09:30 PM
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BTT to tie in with my photo - if its worked!!

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Yeah its a wind up. A WIND UP CABBY.

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