BRM

Alas the time has come to sell my soul

Dark Green Metallic U.K. 1995/M
5 Door Impreza Turbo
99k Miles with F.S.H
All the usual bits plus A/C
Pioneer 'Face Off' Radio/Cassette
2000 spec 16" wheels (originals included)
Black Diamond Drilled Discs with Mintex 1144 pads
WRX front bucket seats
Clifford Concept 300 with inbuilt Turbo Timer
Tracker
M.O.T. until end of May
Tax until end of April
Good Condition car that runs and drives perfectly
Stone chips on the leading edge of the bonnet and front bumper
Small dent in rear door (Don't know how)
Hence £5900

Selling due to Impending Doom (Sorry dear , I mean Wedding)

Either e-mail or ring me on 07814 006141 (after 11am)

Cheers

BRM (Mark)

Don't have a Digital Camera so I can't post pictures ,
but you all kow what one looks like.

Dave R

BRM Type bloke,

Whereabouts in the world are you mate? Might be interested due to impending family enlargement! Got any kiddy seats to throw in? Would clinch the deal me thinks.

Any track days? School runs? Has it got a dog guard? Can I fit my double bass in the boot/glove box?

Daver

Tubby

Dont do it mate, is she worth it?

Might be able to take it off your hands,
where in the world are you?

dont want to sell your front bumper on its own?

NorvernMankey

BRM,

Wail, Sob, Gush!
Pity to see you part with your soul,
Mate you love that car,
Where is your gimp going to live?

What are you going to do during the day,
without washing and polishing the beast your life will seem empty.
(unlike yer squidgy tum tum)

do you fancy a co-drive slot for your excitement buzz?
recon a Pug containing 40 stone will get through a stage?


NorvernMankey.
beer and **** division, Banzai Car Club.

BRM

I have made the car sound worse than it is , just trying to be honest so as not to p*** anybody off.
Daver , tubby , norvern manckey
thanks lads , at least mine works

BRM

Redders

Got any pictures mate?

NorvernMankey

http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/thread.asp?ThreadID=71366

Tubby

BRM,
last time we spoke you had a set of fogs, and indicators from the old scoob you changed to clear blinkers and night is day spots, dont suppose you could **** em in the Beemer and bring it on sunday mate. looking a bit empty on drivers side (day of living dead esque!!)
Oh, thought I'd use this to bump your thread also, see considerate bad mamma jamma me!
laters....
The Giggling Tubster.
(the red icon looks well constapated.)
pls send details of animated smiles if anyone has them.