My Scooby
that art in my garrage
Hallowed be thy turbo
Thy pistons hum
Thy rallies won
on earth as it is on tarmac
Give me this day my daily boost
and forgive us our races,
as I forgive those who raceth against us.
Speed me not into temptation (well maybe a bit)
but deliver me from Novas
For thine is the traction, the power and the glory,
for 60,000 miles/3 years whichever is sooner,
Amen.


Also Are you a boy racer?

 

Excellent - almost enough to make me religious...

 

GT, that is a work of sheer joy and triumph!

It should be on the front page of Scoobynet, so that whenever we log in, we are reminded of the lord's prayer, and the dedication we all have to Scooby...

Jim

 

Haha! Excellent!

Printed and will go in the garage when I move house.

However... I need a Scooby to go with it, but I can pretend at least.

Bri

 

Brilliant

You guys take your Scoobys pretty seriously.

I'll have to dream up a 200SX one

My 200SX
Thou art a dying breed
Hallowed be thy LSD
Thy lack of traction
Thy controlled oversteer
on earth as on wet bends.
Give me this daily slide
and forgive us our glances at fwd hatches
as I forgive Scooby owners ranting about grip
deliver me not into understeer
but deliver me from cars with traction control
For thine is the slide, the tyre smoking glory
for 1,000,000 miles or until I can get afford a Cerbera



John

 

Uh oh... I can see a trend forming.

My Elise
Thou art a toy car
Hallowed be thy K-Series
Thy valves rattle
Thy brakes squeal
on earth as it is in a hedge
Give me this day my daily spin
and forgive us our crashes,
as I forgive those who crash before me.
Speed me not into a ditch
and deliver me from Armco
For thine is the pedulum effect, the sliding and the spinning
for 10,000 miles/3 weeks or whenever it breaks down.
Amen.

Bit weak... but I'm tired.

Bri

 

ROFL. Excellent

 

Nice one on the Lotus,

It being sent to my Mate who has a Sport160....!!

 

Hehe. Ta.

Anymore out there? I'll try one for my A170 CDI at somepoint.

Bri