I'm either insecure, insensitive or full of sh$t
09 October 2001 | 01:04 AM
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Pah! That's nothing. I've just ordered a road going Tornado fighter plane for £27million. Extras included £750k to have the wings inverted, £450k to have it lowered, and £250k to have a SS backburner.
Looking forward to blasting tailgaters with the afterburners and using the cannon for blasting fast lane hoggers
Looking forward to blasting tailgaters with the afterburners and using the cannon for blasting fast lane hoggers
09 October 2001 | 01:13 AM
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I am just about to set up my own airline (still looking for commercial pilots if interested?!) and Formula 1 team, with Schumacher and Juan Pablo as my driver line up.
Only trouble is I dunno what colour to paint the planes and F1 cars, advise please. Oh and BTW the wife and I are considerably richer than you
Only trouble is I dunno what colour to paint the planes and F1 cars, advise please. Oh and BTW the wife and I are considerably richer than you
09 October 2001 | 01:21 AM
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But none of yer will get the same attention as I did in my F40.....unless of course your'e a horsey lady with a 4x4 who just happens to like running into the side of it ....." oops Mr F40 man, didn't see you " " oh thats OK ma'm I can understand how the colour, width and loudness of me motor would cause such ignorance "......NOT
09 October 2001 | 01:52 AM
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From: £1.785m reasons not to be here :)
Steve...LOL....
Its only £175,000 (before extras
) but of course even with an F1 car's tub, aero package, 850bhp and specially devloped 4wd and active suspension it is, of course, utter p$sh in comparison to my old uk scoob which was, of course, as we all know with unfailing belief, the best car in the world, ever 
Shame on you for even having to ask....!!!!
ROFLMAO at all this
D
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Its only £175,000 (before extras
) but of course even with an F1 car's tub, aero package, 850bhp and specially devloped 4wd and active suspension it is, of course, utter p$sh in comparison to my old uk scoob which was, of course, as we all know with unfailing belief, the best car in the world, ever Shame on you for even having to ask....!!!!
ROFLMAO at all this
D
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09 October 2001 | 12:08 PM
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From: £1.785m reasons not to be here :)
so I thought I would brag/bullsh$t* (*delete as appropriate)about the brand new Feraghini Diablodena that I've just ordered wot costs more than most of your mortgages. 
Dunno whether or not to go for the yellow bake calipers with candy metal flake purple paint. Do you guys think it might clash?
Still, its only £3,000 for the caliper paint and £7,000 for the bodywork. Quite like the carbon fibre vanity mirror surrounds though. A snip at £1750 each........
So to all you poor b@stards who can't afford one like I can 
Shame I have to wait so long that you'll all have forgotten about it when its supposed to arrive...
D
(With toungue firmly in cheek )
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Dunno whether or not to go for the yellow bake calipers with candy metal flake purple paint. Do you guys think it might clash?
Still, its only £3,000 for the caliper paint and £7,000 for the bodywork. Quite like the carbon fibre vanity mirror surrounds though. A snip at £1750 each........
So
to all you poor b@stards who can't afford one like I can Shame I have to wait so long that you'll all have forgotten about it when its supposed to arrive...
D
(With toungue firmly in cheek
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09 October 2001 | 12:14 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Diablo:
<B>so I thought I would brag/bullsh$t* (*delete as appropriate)about the brand new Feraghini Diablodena that I've just ordered [/quote]
Yeah - I've got 10 of those already. Keep them on my aircraft carrier sized yacht that I keep in Monte Carlo in between nobbing supermodels and saving the world from destruction
Need somewhere to keep my 40 Olympic gold medals and 400 wives you see
<B>so I thought I would brag/bullsh$t* (*delete as appropriate)about the brand new Feraghini Diablodena that I've just ordered [/quote]
Yeah - I've got 10 of those already. Keep them on my aircraft carrier sized yacht that I keep in Monte Carlo in between nobbing supermodels and saving the world from destruction
Need somewhere to keep my 40 Olympic gold medals and 400 wives you see
09 October 2001 | 12:38 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Diablo:
<B>so I thought I would brag/bullsh$t* (*delete as appropriate)about the brand new Feraghini Diablodena that I've just ordered wot costs more than most of your mortgages.
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I had one of those but it was so slow and crap that I traded it in for one of those 3 seater Arrows F1 cars and have hired Michael Schumacher to drive me and the girlfriend around.
When you next see me though I may still be driving my Impreza though as I will probably be doing some shopping or the Arrows might need the engine rebuilding or something...
But I have got one honest as somebody from scoobynet honestly saw me in it it's just they don't have internet access where they work now....
<B>so I thought I would brag/bullsh$t* (*delete as appropriate)about the brand new Feraghini Diablodena that I've just ordered wot costs more than most of your mortgages.
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I had one of those but it was so slow and crap that I traded it in for one of those 3 seater Arrows F1 cars and have hired Michael Schumacher to drive me and the girlfriend around.
When you next see me though I may still be driving my Impreza though as I will probably be doing some shopping or the Arrows might need the engine rebuilding or something...
But I have got one honest as somebody from scoobynet honestly saw me in it it's just they don't have internet access where they work now....
09 October 2001 | 04:01 PM
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Well, my replica of the starship Enterprise is great when I visit my relatives in the South East. 0-60 times of about 0.00001 milliseconds.
It is slightly smaller than the original, but still has enough space for the sprog and as much shopping from Sainsbury's as I need. Of course, I don't do the shopping, I get the 10,000 crew members to do that.
It is slightly smaller than the original, but still has enough space for the sprog and as much shopping from Sainsbury's as I need. Of course, I don't do the shopping, I get the 10,000 crew members to do that.
09 October 2001 | 06:52 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by chuckster:
<B>deleted cos i just can't be arsed.
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Come on Chucky, dont be SHY. Most unlike you.
Dan
<B>deleted cos i just can't be arsed.
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Come on Chucky, dont be SHY. Most unlike you.
Dan
10 October 2001 | 10:55 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by mutant_matt:
<B>Diablo,
RE: the title: "I'm either insecure, insensitive or full of sh$t "
how about all three???
Matt[/quote]
That's a bit harsh. I don't think he's insecure.
<B>Diablo,
RE: the title: "I'm either insecure, insensitive or full of sh$t "
how about all three???
Matt
[/quote]That's a bit harsh. I don't think he's insecure.
10 October 2001 | 05:26 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Clarebabes:
<B>Well, my replica of the starship Enterprise is great when I visit my relatives in the South East. 0-60 times of about 0.00001 milliseconds.
It is slightly smaller than the original, but still has enough space for the sprog and as much shopping from Sainsbury's as I need. Of course, I don't do the shopping, I get the 10,000 crew members to do that. [/quote]
...shopping from Sainsbury's? What's happened to your replicators then?
Anyway I've now traded in the Scoob for a Lexx. So if anyone p*sses me off on the road, the whole planet gets it. OK!
'No nurse I won't be on here much longer; is my medication ready?'
<B>Well, my replica of the starship Enterprise is great when I visit my relatives in the South East. 0-60 times of about 0.00001 milliseconds.
It is slightly smaller than the original, but still has enough space for the sprog and as much shopping from Sainsbury's as I need. Of course, I don't do the shopping, I get the 10,000 crew members to do that. [/quote]
...shopping from Sainsbury's? What's happened to your replicators then?
Anyway I've now traded in the Scoob for a Lexx. So if anyone p*sses me off on the road, the whole planet gets it. OK!
'No nurse I won't be on here much longer; is my medication ready?'
I'm gonna get him and his big monkey friend - you see if I don't
11 October 2001 | 01:39 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Diablo:
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Hell, most of us are not exactly poor. But, they manage to be a bit more discrete about it.
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I think you should quantify that Paul
"most of us are not exactly poor until we buy a scoob..."
p.s. I'm feckin loaded and proud of it. Shout it from the rooftops
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Hell, most of us are not exactly poor. But, they manage to be a bit more discrete about it.
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I think you should quantify that Paul
"most of us are not exactly poor until we buy a scoob..."
p.s. I'm feckin loaded and proud of it. Shout it from the rooftops
11 October 2001 | 01:52 AM
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Errrr, I just ordered my sandwich for lunch, they didn't have any sausages so I had bacon instead.... the mayo was an extra 5p so I didn't bother with that. It took then about 2minutes to make it and they only had white bread.... its a hard life
