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22 February 2000, 10:40 PM
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Right this might make for a good one.
Let's have all your questions beginning 'Why' and then maybe collectively we can formulate some answers. Here's two to start the ball rolling.
Why when I parked in the deserted far end of the B&Q car park at Warrington tonight did someone park a delapidated Montego so close next to me that I could barely get in and all this despite the fact that the rest of the car park was virtually empty?
Why do the matrix signs on a motorway always flash 50 when anyone in the associated jam would give their right arm to be able to go as fast as that?
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Let's have all your questions beginning 'Why' and then maybe collectively we can formulate some answers. Here's two to start the ball rolling.
Why when I parked in the deserted far end of the B&Q car park at Warrington tonight did someone park a delapidated Montego so close next to me that I could barely get in and all this despite the fact that the rest of the car park was virtually empty?
Why do the matrix signs on a motorway always flash 50 when anyone in the associated jam would give their right arm to be able to go as fast as that?
Regards,
Tiggers
22 February 2000, 10:46 PM
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22 February 2000, 11:26 PM
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*why*
Subie gal, you can be my substitute Penni for the time being if you wish?????
I've put a 'why' at the front just to keep with the thread
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Subie gal, you can be my substitute Penni for the time being if you wish?????
I've put a 'why' at the front just to keep with the thread
laters
fris
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23 February 2000, 08:13 AM
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Why do companies ask you to write your address on the back of a cheque when they have no way of validating it at that time?
Why is there never enough time on the rinse cycle of jetwash machines?
Why does the person immediately in front of you at the cashpoint always decide to check every detail of his/her 20 accounts on a Friday night? (card in-card out, card in......).
Why do some bluebottle flies chose to live in between the sealed panes of glass in your double glazing and how did they get there?
Why is there never enough time on the rinse cycle of jetwash machines?
Why does the person immediately in front of you at the cashpoint always decide to check every detail of his/her 20 accounts on a Friday night? (card in-card out, card in......).
Why do some bluebottle flies chose to live in between the sealed panes of glass in your double glazing and how did they get there?
23 February 2000, 08:47 AM
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Why is it that the idiots who turn left at roundabouts from the right lane and right from the left lane always believe they're correct?
Why aren't all drivers over 40 re-tested on the highway code? (Should I duck now?)
Why do I bother letting people out of side streets or into the overtaking lane when no-one does the same for me
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Why don't they introduce capital punishment for incorrect use of fog lights?
Why are all the worst drivers on the road blissfully unaware of their stupidity?
Why can't people park an (essentially) rectangular car in a rectangular parking space?
Ggggrrrrrrrrrrr
Why aren't all drivers over 40 re-tested on the highway code? (Should I duck now?)
Why do I bother letting people out of side streets or into the overtaking lane when no-one does the same for me
?Why don't they introduce capital punishment for incorrect use of fog lights?
Why are all the worst drivers on the road blissfully unaware of their stupidity?
Why can't people park an (essentially) rectangular car in a rectangular parking space?
Ggggrrrrrrrrrrr
23 February 2000, 08:59 AM
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Why does everyone stare at my car when I pull into a car park.
Why do I like getting out of it and grinning smuggly at onlookers
Why do I love the covered underpass in Southend
Why is the female presenter on Driven stupid
Why is the new female presenter on Top Gear stupid
Why is Vicki Butler-Hooligan so lovely
Why am I part-exing my lovely condition MY98 for a P1 even though I know it's a rip-off
Why does my wife to be think I'm barking mad
Why?
Because!
That's why
Yex
Why do I like getting out of it and grinning smuggly at onlookers
Why do I love the covered underpass in Southend
Why is the female presenter on Driven stupid
Why is the new female presenter on Top Gear stupid
Why is Vicki Butler-Hooligan so lovely
Why am I part-exing my lovely condition MY98 for a P1 even though I know it's a rip-off
Why does my wife to be think I'm barking mad
Why?
Because!
That's why
Yex
23 February 2000, 12:10 PM
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Subie Gal
Why haven't you joined before....??? email me...!
Why didn't Fris read his e-mails before he posted...
Why do I have to be anyone's substitute
Why do we indeed stay up so late...????
Why does Richard think I'm upset - I used the wrong icon...
PS... Nice one , Excellent ! at first I thought - what!!!...then I realised - lol
and I forgot
Why does Philip think we're picking on him when he should already know the answer to that one...
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Why haven't you joined before....??? email me...!
Why didn't Fris read his e-mails before he posted...
Why do I have to be anyone's substitute
Why do we indeed stay up so late...????
Why does Richard think I'm upset - I used the wrong icon...
PS... Nice one , Excellent ! at first I thought - what!!!...then I realised -
loland I forgot
Why does Philip think we're picking on him when he should already know the answer to that one...
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23 February 2000, 12:38 PM
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why do i want a westfield with 600BHP/ton?
why are impreza brakes so crap?
why are gatso's on open country roads?
why does one of the biggest manufacturers of fuel have the most expensive petrol in europe?
why is SUL now 97RON?
why is the millenium dome in grenich?
why is the milenium dome anywhere?
why does fatty two jags still have a job?
why are religeous bodies the richest organisations in the world and not the poorest?
why do we work 5 days and play 2?
why dont we have a freedom of information act?
why do we have an official secrets act?
why does it rain so much and yet we have hose pipe bans each year?
why do i love racing cars so much?
why do i love driving fast?
why am i up this late?
why do i think this BBS comunity is tops?
why do i love marmite on toast?
why do we accept that man has been to the moon when the radiation outside the van-allen belts would kill any biological organism?
why did i sell my cossy?
why dont i shut up?
why are impreza brakes so crap?
why are gatso's on open country roads?
why does one of the biggest manufacturers of fuel have the most expensive petrol in europe?
why is SUL now 97RON?
why is the millenium dome in grenich?
why is the milenium dome anywhere?
why does fatty two jags still have a job?
why are religeous bodies the richest organisations in the world and not the poorest?
why do we work 5 days and play 2?
why dont we have a freedom of information act?
why do we have an official secrets act?
why does it rain so much and yet we have hose pipe bans each year?
why do i love racing cars so much?
why do i love driving fast?
why am i up this late?
why do i think this BBS comunity is tops?
why do i love marmite on toast?
why do we accept that man has been to the moon when the radiation outside the van-allen belts would kill any biological organism?
why did i sell my cossy?
why dont i shut up?
23 February 2000, 01:51 PM
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Why is no one else struggling to read this far down the post when is should have died ages ago?
Yex, because the underpass in southend is a great bend, is a fast raod, enables you to do anyone by taking the inside and reflects everylast bit of flat four warble back to your ears!
Yex, because the underpass in southend is a great bend, is a fast raod, enables you to do anyone by taking the inside and reflects everylast bit of flat four warble back to your ears!
23 February 2000, 01:58 PM
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Why do they call orange jam marmalade?
why do people still think the left hand lane on a motorway is for lorries and other slow moving traffic and always drive in the middle lane of an empty road? GGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
why am i following the crown on this thread?
why do they put next months date on new magazines?
why are admiral insurance gonna lose all impreza trade this year? HA
HA
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why do people still think the left hand lane on a motorway is for lorries and other slow moving traffic and always drive in the middle lane of an empty road? GGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
why am i following the crown on this thread?
why do they put next months date on new magazines?
why are admiral insurance gonna lose all impreza trade this year? HA
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23 February 2000, 02:35 PM
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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why is it that every bloke on the BBS fawns around Penni (and now Subie Gal) just because they're the only girls on here?
Why did the police set up a speed trap on the A2070 outside Ashford in Kent last Sunday, when it's probably the longest, straightest piece of road in the country, and is nowhere near any residential areas, so they couldn't have been doing it under the guise of a safety scheme?
Why did Justin start his last question with 'who'?
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Why is it that every bloke on the BBS fawns around Penni (and now Subie Gal) just because they're the only girls on here?
Why did the police set up a speed trap on the A2070 outside Ashford in Kent last Sunday, when it's probably the longest, straightest piece of road in the country, and is nowhere near any residential areas, so they couldn't have been doing it under the guise of a safety scheme?
Why did Justin start his last question with 'who'?
Why did the chicken cross the road...
23 February 2000, 02:52 PM
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Why do so many of us work in IT?
Why Mark0? Probably because Justin, Ian and myself were hammering along that road at unholy speeds. Actually, if it's the road I'm thinking of, the three of us came up behind that copper [Engage innocent expression] and after a while, he pulled over, waited until the three of us went past him, and then pulled out again behind me (I was at the back), and followed us for a while. He then pulled over again near a bridge, and that was the last we saw of him.
Why was this so long?
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Why Mark0? Probably because Justin, Ian and myself were hammering along that road at unholy speeds. Actually, if it's the road I'm thinking of, the three of us came up behind that copper [Engage innocent expression] and after a while, he pulled over, waited until the three of us went past him, and then pulled out again behind me (I was at the back), and followed us for a while. He then pulled over again near a bridge, and that was the last we saw of him.
Why was this so long?
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