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Old 05 April 2003, 08:42 AM
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I know this isn’t exactly what you'd call Scooby business, but mods, please leave it in this forum for a bit, so it gets some attention!

Anyone ever noticed the similarities between these to people? - I need someone to Photoshop Chubby's helmet and goggles, maybe the shirt on to Colin Powell. Please tell me it can be done. And as for these pictures, I hope I've uploaded them right


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<%
Option Explicit

Const lngMaxFormBytes = 200

Dim objASPError, blnErrorWritten, strServername, strServerIP, strRemoteIP
Dim strMethod, lngPos, datNow, strQueryString, strURL

If Response.Buffer Then
Response.Clear
Response.Status = "500 Internal Server Error"
Response.ContentType = "text/html"
Response.Expires = 0
End If

Set objASPError = Server.GetLastError
%>
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">

<html dir=ltr>

<head>
<style>
a:link {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:FF0000}
a:visited {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:#4e4e4e}
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<META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX">

<title>The page cannot be displayed</title>

<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" Content="text-html; charset=Windows-1252">
</head>

<script>
function Homepage(){
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// in real bits, urls get returned to our script like this:
// res://shdocvw.dll/http_404.htm#http://www.DocURL.com/bar.htm

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DocURL=document.URL;

//this is where the http or https will be, as found by searching for :// but skipping the res://
protocolIndex=DocURL.indexOf("://",4);

//this finds the ending slash for the domain server
serverIndex=DocURL.indexOf("/",protocolIndex + 3);

//for the href, we need a valid URL to the domain. We search for the # symbol to find the begining
//of the true URL, and add 1 to skip it - this is the BeginURL value. We use serverIndex as the end marker.
//urlresult=DocURL.substring(protocolIndex - 4,serverIndex);
BeginURL=DocURL.indexOf("#",1) + 1;
urlresult=DocURL.substring(BeginURL,serverIndex);

//for display, we need to skip after http://, and go to the next slash
displayresult=DocURL.substring(protocolIndex + 3 ,serverIndex);
document.write( '<A HREF="' + escape(urlresult) + '">' + displayresult + "</a>");
}
//-->
</script>

<body bgcolor="FFFFFF">

<table width="410" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="5">

<tr>
<td align="left" valign="middle" width="360">
<h1 style="COLOR:000000; FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana"><!--Problem-->The page cannot be displayed</h1>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td width="400" colspan="2">
<font style="COLOR:000000; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">There is a problem with the page you are trying to reach and it cannot be displayed.</font></td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td width="400" colspan="2">
<font style="COLOR:000000; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">

<hr color="#C0C0C0" noshade>

<p>Please try the following:</p>

<ul>
<li id="instructionsText1">Click the
<a href="javascript:location.reload()">
Refresh</a> button, or try again later.<br>
</li>

<li>Open the

<script>
<!--
if (!((window.navigator.userAgent.indexOf("MSIE") > 0) && (window.navigator.appVersion.charAt(0) == "2")))
{
Homepage();
}
//-->
</script>

home page, and then look for links to the information you want. </li>
</ul>

<h2 style="font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:000000">HTTP 500.100 - Internal Server
Error - ASP error<br>
Internet Information Services</h2>

<hr color="#C0C0C0" noshade>

<p>Technical Information (for support personnel)</p>

<ul>
<li>Error Type:<br>
<%
Dim bakCodepage
on error resume next
bakCodepage = Session.Codepage
Session.Codepage = 1252
on error goto 0
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(objASPError.Category)
If objASPError.ASPCode > "" Then Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(", " & objASPError.ASPCode)
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(" (0x" & Hex(objASPError.Number) & ")" ) & "<br>"

If objASPError.ASPDescription > "" Then
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(objASPError.ASPDescription) & "<br>"

elseIf (objASPError.Description > "") Then
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(objASPError.Description) & "<br>"
end if



blnErrorWritten = False

' Only show the Source if it is available and the request is from the same machine as IIS
If objASPError.Source > "" Then
strServername = LCase(Request.ServerVariables("SERVER_NAME"))
strServerIP = Request.ServerVariables("LOCAL_ADDR")
strRemoteIP = Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR")
If (strServername = "localhost" Or strServerIP = strRemoteIP) And objASPError.File <> "?" Then
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(objASPError.File)
If objASPError.Line > 0 Then Response.Write ", line " & objASPError.Line
If objASPError.Column > 0 Then Response.Write ", column " & objASPError.Column
Response.Write "<br>"
Response.Write "<font style=""COLOR:000000; FONT: 8pt/11pt courier new""><b>"
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(objASPError.Source) & "<br>"
If objASPError.Column > 0 Then Response.Write String((objASPError.Column - 1), "-") & "^<br>"
Response.Write "</b></font>"
blnErrorWritten = True
End If
End If

If Not blnErrorWritten And objASPError.File <> "?" Then
Response.Write "<b>" & Server.HTMLEncode( objASPError.File)
If objASPError.Line > 0 Then Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(", line " & objASPError.Line)
If objASPError.Column > 0 Then Response.Write ", column " & objASPError.Column
Response.Write "</b><br>"
End If
%>
</li>
<p>
<li>Browser Type:<br>
<%= Request.ServerVariables("HTTP_USER_AGENT") %>
</li>
<p>
<li>Page:<br>
<%
strMethod = Request.ServerVariables("REQUEST_METHOD")

Response.Write strMethod & " "

If strMethod = "POST" Then
Response.Write Request.TotalBytes & " bytes to "
End If

Response.Write Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")

lngPos = InStr(Request.QueryString, "|")

If lngPos > 1 Then
Response.Write "?" & Left(Request.QueryString, (lngPos - 1))
End If

Response.Write "</li>"

If strMethod = "POST" Then
Response.Write "<p><li>POST Data:<br>"
If Request.TotalBytes > lngMaxFormBytes Then
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(Left(Request.Form, lngMaxFormBytes)) & " . . ."
Else
Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(Request.Form)
End If
Response.Write "</li>"
End If

%>
<p>
<li>Time:<br>
<%
datNow = Now()

Response.Write Server.HTMLEncode(FormatDateTime(datNow, 1) & ", " & FormatDateTime(datNow, 3))
on error resume next
Session.Codepage = bakCodepage
on error goto 0
%>
</li>
</p>
<p>
<li>More information:<br>
<% strQueryString = "prd=iis&sbp=&pver=5.0&ID=500;100&cat=" & Server.URLEncode(objASPError.Category) & _
"&os=&over=&hrd=&Opt1=" & Server.URLEncode(objASPError.ASPCode) & "&Opt2=" & Server.URLEncode(objASPError.Number) & _
"&Opt3=" & Server.URLEncode(objASPError.Description)
strURL = "http://www.microsoft.com/ContentRedirect.asp?" & _
strQueryString
%>
<a href="<%= strURL %>">Microsoft Support</a>
</li>
</p>

</font></td>
</tr>

</table>
</body>
</html>

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Old 05 April 2003, 08:43 AM
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Well, that obviously didnt work. SOmeone give me a quick lesson in to uploading pics. Where to a paste the code to!?
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Old 05 April 2003, 08:57 AM
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Just realised, the pictures werent smaller than 100K. Cant be bothered to adjust it, the pictures will be tiny.
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Old 05 April 2003, 09:24 AM
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email me the picture - jon@xr4i.co.uk
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Old 05 April 2003, 11:06 AM
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NB u can change quality as well as size etc of pix online @ Myimager
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Old 05 April 2003, 02:46 PM
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[random abuse mode...to a mate]

What went wrong?? Brewster your an A*se!!

Hope you get it posted soon though....will be funny as ****!!

Will catch up with you the night for a few beers
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