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Old 30 July 2003 | 03:45 PM
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No, not another pointless, sh1te thread in General.

Read this



The TT / MX5 / MGF boys (*cough*girls*cough*) are going to love this...

Just remember not to tick email notification....this one could run and run!

(Thanks to eliot for the link)

[Edited by Edcase - 30/07/2003 15:45:47]
Old 30 July 2003 | 03:54 PM
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<wipes tears from eyes>

That is pure genius. Read it. Now.
Old 30 July 2003 | 03:55 PM
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"We call [Subarus] Lesbarus"

LMGDFAO!!!!

Old 30 July 2003 | 04:07 PM
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An Aussie friend was explaining to me that in Oz, Subaru have a huge lesbian following!
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:09 PM
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Really? the lesbian next door to me drives a 206...
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:11 PM
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A lesbian icon car would probably sell well to the average British male
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:11 PM
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just off to buy will young and elton johns albums group buy anyone?

Old 30 July 2003 | 04:13 PM
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Right then My Mrs must be a lesbo !!! WOnder if she wants to bring her friend to bed tonight also
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:17 PM
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who on earth finds these links?! (Eliot?)
Hope nobody bounces it to the PassionFord mob - it would make their day.
In fact they might pay for it
just of to register.....
heh heh
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:19 PM
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Right thats it!

I'm fed up with being associated with Askew

MY00 DBM 50k miles, anyone?

Mikey <As homophobic as they come>

Old 30 July 2003 | 04:29 PM
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This will make pslewis' day:
"I cannot see a gay man in a [Subaru] station wagon," said Northern Virginian Cindy Waddell.


And I think this
Certainly, many Subaru drivers are heterosexual. Derderian said she would not assume a Subaru driver was gay. "I'm sure Subaru sells a heck of a lot of cars to people who aren't gay, too, " she said.
gets the No **** Sherlock award for the month...
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:32 PM
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He also suggested that Subaru's reliability was ideal for women "who don't have a man around the house who fixes cars."

LMFAO!!! Can they say that? Isn't it sexist?? COMPLAIN! COMPLAIN!
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:33 PM
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so is that why we keep discussing back boxes ?
Old 30 July 2003 | 04:39 PM
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i heard a flange mentioned once
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well since i got my scoob i'm sick of people coming right up my ar5s...
Old 30 July 2003 | 05:03 PM
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Not to mention all the blokes flashing each other
Old 30 July 2003 | 07:09 PM
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This is ceratinly going to be a good thread by the looks of things, but will it make you think twice before giving the old scooby wave!! not me though dont care if i wave at adam and eve or adam and steve, i just love my scooby!!
Old 30 July 2003 | 08:04 PM
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[Edited by andypugh2000 - 7/30/2003 8:05:42 PM]
Old 30 July 2003 | 08:11 PM
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The pink badges should be a bit of a giveaway!
Old 30 July 2003 | 08:12 PM
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well i think we should have a scoobynet fact finding tour of the USA any lesbo welcome [img]http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/otn/other/ymca.gif[/IMG]
Old 30 July 2003 | 08:24 PM
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Screwdy dooby poo

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Old 30 July 2003 | 08:58 PM
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I've just bought a scoob & I have 5 kids.

F*ck that is some serious denial!
Old 30 July 2003 | 09:44 PM
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Scoobyscraggle
But I've heard remains of your big-end are still in a back-box?
This thread could get quite smutty!
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Old 30 July 2003 | 11:03 PM
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And i thought my 5" tailpipe was a big un'
Old 30 July 2003 | 11:38 PM
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I am a lesbian, however, I got a Subaru cos I liked it, not cos I'm a Lesbian!
Old 31 July 2003 | 02:06 AM
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Old 31 July 2003 | 06:49 AM
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well i think iam a lesbian trapped inside
a mans body!!!!
i watched a lesbo vidio last night
and there wasnt anything those girls were doing
i wouldnt have done to either of them!!!!!!
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Old 31 July 2003 | 07:35 AM
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You can't be gay if your Scooby is modified and your dump valve 'wooshes', as I hear this is socially unacceptable to them...

Old 31 July 2003 | 08:01 AM
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I noticed that this article was from 2000, does that mean it only applies to classics?

Although there is more pink on my STi8 than in a gay pride parade!!


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